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    Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1879395238.html

    Someone should quote the add so when it expires, people can still read it.
    Current 2016 Ford F150 XLT Sport
    Past 1990 Accord EX Sedan
    Past 1990 Accord LX Sedan
    Past 1991 Accord LX Sedan
    Past 1993 Accord LX Wagon
    Current 1991 Accord EX Wagon

    #2
    Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus - $2100 (hayward / castro valley)

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    Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
    A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
    Get the hell out of here!
    This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
    IT FUCKING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!

    Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This fucking car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.

    This is what life is like if you dont buy this car

    Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
    Now look what happens when you buy the car

    BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and shit.
    All this for only $2100! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

    Look at that sweet ass lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!

    And this motherfucker comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for fucking Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Oh shit! What the fuck?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the fucking car?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

    So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome ass car"
    WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ASS!!
    Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. Fucking Hawaii. Beaches and shit.
    And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
    If you wanna test drive the shit out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
    Last edited by JoshM; 08-11-2010, 12:52 PM. Reason: added the pics


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    Originally posted by Jarrett
    Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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      #3
      yea but the pictures are best. oh man best CL ad i've seen in a while! epic. simply.

      life is good.

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        #4
        someone in his area should text him to test drive and grab taco-bell

        life is good.

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          #5
          Sounds like jay & silent bob selling a car.

          short

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            #6
            Awesome.
            There are no black and white suspension answers!!!!!!!!!!!

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              #7
              that add made my day so much more awesome
              1993 Accord LX - Sold
              93 BMW 525it - SOLD
              92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
              2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
              2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
              2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
              2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
              2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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                #8
                pics dont work no more haha i wanna see them.

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                  #9
                  Awesome ad with pictures!

                  But!! That girl is not attractive...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by excalibur02 View Post
                    Awesome ad with pictures!

                    But!! That girl is not attractive...
                    I was about to say the opposite lol

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                      #11
                      THAT is how you sell your car.
                      Original-Owner 1991 Honda Accord
                      2005 Acura TSX 6MT
                      2010 Mazda Miata Grand Touring

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                        #12
                        Thats funny! I want him to sell my car!
                        I fly by like the coupe grew wings!!!
                        Speeding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        My coupe!!!
                        http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=152924

                        Originally posted by Racer_XXX
                        Excuse me miss, YOUR FUPA IS IN THE WAY!!!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by excalibur02 View Post
                          Awesome ad with pictures!

                          But!! That girl is not attractive...
                          nice ass atleast.

                          I ♥/Miss My Coupe

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                            #14
                            hahahahaha

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                              #15
                              lmaooo

                              it actually makes me want to buy it

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