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    And then the fight started....

    And then the fight started....
    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we

    were in bed.



    I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she

    answered.



    I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me

    this time, simply saying "Yes."



    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."



    And that's when the fight started....



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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"



    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.



    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.



    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"



    And that's when the fight started....



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    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,

    grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.



    I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into

    a torrential downpour.



    The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,

    turned on the radio, and discovered th at the weather would be bad

    all day.



    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into

    bed.



    I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,

    and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife

    of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out

    fishing in that?' And then the fight started ...



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    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.



    Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from

    outside.



    The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man

    'Holy Crap?.



    That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared

    and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground,

    ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.



    A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and

    screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back,

    'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started.....



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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for

    $14.95.



    Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.



    I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the

    cold cream.



    And then the fight started....



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    A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.



    She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel

    horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.



    I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies,

    'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....



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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took

    my order first.



    "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."



    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""



    Nah, she can order for herself."



    And then the fight started...



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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and

    I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone

    at a nearby table.



    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

    girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split

    up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

    celebrating that long?' And then the fight started...



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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

    Social Security.



    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to

    verify my age.



    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.



    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home

    and come back later.



    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt

    revealing my curly silver hair.



    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

    and she processed my Social Security application.



    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

    Social Security office.



    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

    gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started...



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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.



    She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight

    started...



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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

    anniversary.



    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about

    3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.



    And then the fight started...

    #2
    That is great!

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      #3
      I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
      slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get
      soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

      Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

      He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
      HAPPY!'

      So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

      And then the fight started...

      1999 BMW M3
      2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
      2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
      2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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        #4
        good read!

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          #5
          Ive seen this before.....


          KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
          Originally posted by Jarrett
          Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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            #6
            Yep. First one's yours, too, Matt

            http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...=fight+started

            http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...=fight+started


            KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
            Originally posted by Jarrett
            Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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              #7
              I laughed out loud.

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                #8
                lolz!

                CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
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                  #9
                  This should be added to the official funny thread
                  MRT
                  37.5 MPG, AC on, cruising at 80.
                  30.0 MPG, AC on, aggressively driving around 90.
                  27.5 MPG, no AC, cruising at 90 with occasional gridlock. 40 degrees Fahrenheit

                  Lots of DIY videos specifically for our car

                  Get some awesome wipers! <-- It's a DIY
                  Originally posted by Tippey764
                  I think driving your car naked will cause the engine to overheat
                  Originally posted by deevergote
                  sneaky motherfucker

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                    #10
                    I know, but figured I would share again...

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                      #11
                      this is funny

                      CALI LIFE STYLE
                      http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=145883

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                        #12
                        This Shi* is too funny!!!!!!

                        Click For Full Details->http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=177213
                        Chozen Few Customz _CT_

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                          #13
                          Man this is good!!!!!!! I lol'ed on the train. Straight made a scene. I'm louder than the ppl on their cell phones!
                          I fly by like the coupe grew wings!!!
                          Speeding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          My coupe!!!
                          http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=152924

                          Originally posted by Racer_XXX
                          Excuse me miss, YOUR FUPA IS IN THE WAY!!!

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