The stupid question thread

[XCRN]

Answer: Most things that are "good" turn bad after a sometimes short while: alcohol, meth, cocaine, street racing, affairs, cheating, picking fights, kleptomania, etc. Some things that are good never stop being good: putting others needs before your own, giving to the poor, and learning.

Question: What is the fastest way for someone to go from to :?

To your answer, I was thinking of a Twinky, they never go bad! But anyways,

To your question, I find that usually taking a shit in a friend's shower will do the trick but then you have to wait for them to realize it. Another way is to give some one $5, beat them then take the 5 back with their wallet, just do not get caught. There is always the classic and dishonorable kick to the balls. Have a talk with me and you will go from to in no time.

Is there really no stupid questions only stupid people?

[RyanD]

To your answer, I was thinking of a Twinky, they never go bad! But anyways,

To your question, I find that usually taking a shit in a friend's shower will do the trick but then you have to wait for them to realize it. Another way is to give some one $5, beat them then take the 5 back with their wallet, just do not get caught. There is always the classic and dishonorable kick to the balls. Have a talk with me and you will go from to in no time.

Is there really no stupid questions only stupid people?

Answer: There are stupid people everywhere especially if you live in California. You just have to look closely enough

Question. If a hooker gets raped, is it rape or shoplifting?

[toycar]

Answer: There are stupid people everywhere especially if you live in California. You just have to look closely enough

Question. If a hooker gets raped, is it rape or shoplifting?

AHAHAHHHAHAHAhahaahahahahahahaha



Its rape, but, fucking great question. Hahahahahah



If going to the gym makes you fit and in shape, does going to the grocery store make you fat?

[af_1132]

If going to the gym makes you fit and in shape, does going to the grocery store make you fat?

Answer: That depends on what you buy. If you only buy MACHO SHIRT BUSTING MUSCLE BUILDING PROTEIN POWDER, then you should be ok, but if you live off of the frozen isle's versions of Burger King, then yes.

Question: I know some people sleep walk, but has anyone ever sleep driven?

[Raf99]

Answer: That depends on what you buy. If you only buy MACHO SHIRT BUSTING MUSCLE BUILDING PROTEIN POWDER, then you should be ok, but if you live off of the frozen isle's versions of Burger King, then yes.

Question: I know some people sleep walk, but has anyone ever sleep driven?

I guess it depends on how much coffee you drink or how long you've been driving for, but yes it is possible to sleep drive.

If canned chunky chicken noodle soup makes me sick to my stomach while I have a cold is there a chance I could sneeze while puking and get chicken chunks and noodles stuck in my nose?

[XCRN]

I have had a similar result, it was something different and yes it will get in your nose and it hurts like hell!

So if in the Southern Hemisphere it is cold in July and warm in December, do cats chase dogs, criminals incarcerate police, etc?

[bobbycos]

answer: it is impossible and furthermore "You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

-sean

My question is which one is pink

[bobbycos]

I have had a similar result, it was something different and yes it will get in your nose and it hurts like hell!

So if in the Southern Hemisphere it is cold in July and warm in December, do cats chase dogs, criminals incarcerate police, etc?

In good ol Oz all that happens and you are standing upside down too.

[RyanD]

Do toliets flush diffrent in Australia?

[HenRoc]

Do toliets flush diffrent in Australia?

yes southern hemisphere has an effect on the swirls.




If she says she's not a slut? Does that make her a volunteer prostitute?

[XCRN]

Slut, whore, voluntary prostitute, same thing. So no, she could be dirty however.

Do seasons not fear the reaper?

[93twodoorLX]

No they do not, nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

is there really a black santa clause or are those decorations in the mall kinda just like the black barbie doll. ya know, one that looks like me and one that looks like you.

-sean

[RyanD]

No they do not, nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

is there really a black santa clause or are those decorations in the mall kinda just like the black barbie doll. ya know, one that looks like me and one that looks like you.

-sean

there actualy is a black santa. He is however very hard to spot because he moves faster in his modded out sleigh than white santa. plus on top of that its very hard to see because his sleigh is black as well. you can usualy tell if you have been visited by black santa if your gifts are wrapped in shiny paper. shiny paper is dope as shit and black santa thinks so to.

Here is a video showing the diffrence of what most people believe. I can tell you for a fact that black santa is not at all like what the video portrays.


what is colder than a well diggers ass?

[toycar]

there actualy is a black santa. He is however very hard to spot because he moves faster in his modded out sleigh than white santa. plus on top of that its very hard to see because his sleigh is black as well. you can usualy tell if you have been visited by black santa if your gifts are wrapped in shiny paper. shiny paper is dope as shit and black santa thinks so to.

Here is a video showing the diffrence of what most people believe. I can tell you for a fact that black santa is not at all like what the video portrays.

No question?



If you fart, and smell it, and it's trapped under the sheets, are you required to announce it?

[XCRN]

No question?



If you fart, and smell it, and it's trapped under the sheets, are you required to announce it?

Only in the presence of polite company.

How do you catch the pink dragon.