So I just heard that chuck norris...

[ibr_adam09]

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...t=chuck+norris

I win. That is all.

[GHOST 2.2]

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...t=chuck+norris

I win. That is all.

this is a chuck norris thread. he automatically wins no matter what the situation is. and you automatically lose.

[noobcake]

combo breaker

[scudweiser]

this is a chuck norris thread. he automatically wins no matter what the situation is. and you automatically lose.

On Chuck Norris' keyboard, there is no Ctrl key. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[4U2H8ME]

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...t=chuck+norris

I win. That is all.

Wrong! Chuck always wins!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T-ehXC1Ohc

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a pick up truck and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[bcjammerx]

you....son of a bitch.





chuck Norris jokes eh? LOL

[Racer_XXX]

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a pick up? truck and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

LMFAO thats great!

[iwork4mycb7]

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, but he got it back..

[hondamanf22]

Chuck Norris round house kicks the earth once a year to
keep it spinning. you should thank him your alive

[[sLow]CB]

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac from burger king, and got it.

[scudweiser]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. He also lost his virginity before his father did. He doesnt consider it sex if the woman survives.

[GHOST 2.2]

the original theme song for transformers was supposed to say "transformers...chuck norris in disguise" but it has been edited because it caused fear in the children who find out what the real transformers are.

[Daheavyking]

the original theme song for transformers was supposed to say "transformers...chuck norris in disguise" but it has been edited because it caused fear in the children who find out what the real transformers are.

Hahahahahahahahaha

[4U2H8ME]

Sorry, but after just watching Expendables 2, I had to brining this thread back.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 5 agonizing days of pain the cobra died.

"Courtesy of Sylvester Stallone & Chuck Norris from Expendables2"

[Grumpys93]

Chuck Norris has his pee bottled up and is now called Red Bull