***Pooping spinoff ***

[buckysaccord93]

I sit. Tried standing once.. felt like i didnt even clean my ass lol

[Pali_Mo]

OMG WTF!?!?!?

I voted "standing" as a joke. I thought that was put there as a JOKE! then i read the posts...

Wtf is wrong with you people who stand and wipe?

[Tippey764]

OMG WTF!?!?!?

I voted "standing" as a joke. I thought that was put there as a JOKE! then i read the posts...

Wtf is wrong with you people who stand and wipe?

im pretty sure the only people who stand and wipe are fat asses who take up more than the whole toilet seat

[quaidum]

when i think of standing to wipe my ass i think of: not having my ass on the seat, not standing fully erected with butt cheeks closed, but more so like bending over to take it in the ass then wiping to fully clean the sphincter

BTW i have never wiped while sitting down i always raise my ass up about 6" vertically, wipe then discard papers/wet wipes


just noticed tippey's post i am 6'1" and 165lb my butt takes up most of the seat(with an elongated bowl) but i wouldn't say i am a fat ass, maybe you just smaller than average

[Law Grandeur]

do you do the the one cheek up one cheek down method? If so I would consider that sitting, but besides those three options I can't think of any others...

isnt it unsanitary to wipe down?

[Tippey764]

when i think of standing to wipe my ass i think of: not having my ass on the seat, not standing fully erected with butt cheeks closed, but more so like bending over to take it in the ass then wiping to fully clean the sphincter

BTW i have never wiped while sitting down i always raise my ass up about 6" vertically, wipe then discard papers/wet wipes


just noticed tippey's post i am 6'1" and 165lb my butt takes up most of the seat(with an elongated bowl) but i wouldn't say i am a fat ass, maybe you just smaller than average

So you just lift your ass up off the seat so you can reach under?

Thats pretty close to sitting in my book

Standing up to me is literally getting off the toilet and moving your feet from their previously planted area

[Law Grandeur]

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

[S Swap]

1. I wipe towards the front. I have bigger biceps than triceps, so I get better leverage.
2. Always standing. I'm gonna try sitting when I have to go next, but I fear I'll be much to large.
3. Tippey. You weigh 90 pounds. Most dudes are a bit bigger then that. I'm 225. I take up the WHOLE seat, and then some.

[Tippey764]

1. I wipe towards the front. I have bigger biceps than triceps, so I get better leverage.
2. Always standing. I'm gonna try sitting when I have to go next, but I fear I'll be much to large.
3. Tippey. You weigh 90 pounds. Most dudes are a bit bigger then that. I'm 225. I take up the WHOLE seat, and then some.

no i weigh 105

And many guys in here sit as well and im sure they're bigger than me. You're just madface that you're a fatass

How do you know how much i weigh anyways if you've only been a member for a couple weeks?

[quaidum]

So you just lift your ass up off the seat so you can reach under?

Thats pretty close to sitting in my book

Standing up to me is literally getting off the toilet and moving your feet from their previously planted area

well i do move my feet from their original position and neither of my cheeks are on the toilet seat but i and not standing fully erect where my cheeks are together either

it is more like squatting

[blizzard335]

I don't wipe. i use the water spray to spray my butt hole. much cleaner. and then i wipe.

[cbscandal]

no i weigh 105

And many guys in here sit as well and im sure they're bigger than me. You're just madface that you're a fatass

How do you know how much i weigh anyways if you've only been a member for a couple weeks?

Holy shit (teehee) you're little.

I kind of stand up. My feet stay in place as they were while I was shitting, but I just raise my ass up in the air. I feel like I can get to it better.

For some reason, If I wipe will sitting, I feel like I'm gonna get shit on my balls. And that wouldn't be cool.

5'9 170lbs

[crazymikey]

I stand, so that way I'm not getting my hand in or near the bowl.

I've tried it all, and I'm comfortable with standing.

[Pali_Mo]

I don't wipe. i use the water spray to spray my butt hole. much cleaner. and then i wipe.

Yeah, that way is good too. But whenever im near a squirter, i wipe my butt FIRST

[mozzandherb]

1. I wipe towards the front.

How in the world can you wipe towards the front?? You risk dirtying your johnson or ballsack...