worst thing you ever said to your girlfriend

[Nerocb7]

"Your Sisters Hot"

[nine_deuce]

I was with this girl one time. We were sitting facing one another, kinda "in the moment" I said "ya wanna know what I see when I look into your eyes" she smiled and said yes, I told her "the back of your head" I got no secks that night

[BIGsnorlax]

one time she put a shirt on that was too small for her and she said something alone the lines of "ughh i cant even fit into my old shirts anymore"

My ultra fail reply "well whos fault is that?"

but i still get it in so were good now

[Bullhorn7]

Ok one night I was sleeping and at like 6 in the mornin my gf runs in and jumps on me tryin to wake me up.... "WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!"

"get the %$#@ off me im trying to sleep."

I swear to god I didnt know who it was lol.

[mysticude]

one time she asked me how her ass looked , and like a dumbass I said I liked how it used to look better.

[visualpoet]

Within the first month of my first marriage, I dozed off on the couch. My then-wife tried to wake me up to go to bed, and I groggily told her "Go on to bed, Delorse, I'll be there in a few."
Her name was Traci.
Delorse was my previous fiancee.
I was not there in a few. I was still on the couch the next morning.


Traci asked me once if a pair of pants made her ass look fat. I told her "No, but your ass is making those pants look dangerously close to splitting apart."

[quickangel93]

Within the first month of my first marriage, I dozed off on the couch. My then-wife tried to wake me up to go to bed, and I groggily told her "Go on to bed, Delorse, I'll be there in a few."
Her name was Traci.
Delorse was my previous fiancee.
I was not there in a few. I was still on the couch the next morning.


Traci asked me once if a pair of pants made her ass look fat. I told her "No, but your ass is making those pants look dangerously close to splitting apart."

haha ownage

[revhard215]

Called her by my ex girlfriends name

[Leung]

for some odd reason i keep thinking i should have said, " it's not going to suck it self."

[1990Ex]

if i could put it in her butt

[cb7pr]

if i could put it in her butt

LMFAO! i cant think of any yet, but "f* you".

[Lil' Whitie]

so far nothing. what i'm afraid is my fiancee which i'm going to marry in 3 months name is chara. my ex name is cheryl. sounds almost the same

one these days i'ma screw up and say her name wrong. and i'm scared lol

[mj213]

I've called my girlfriend my sister's name. Funny because I haven't seen my sister in years. Talk to her on the phone a few times a year.

[Eazy M 316]

If u suck my D!^& I will rub your back... now I have to rub her back alot..... lol
Shes a dancer ( not stripper ) so sometimes she needs those back rubs.. lol

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

if i could put it in her butt

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