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Old 09-15-2009, 03:51 PM   #1
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How blonde can you get?

This is just too funny for words...partly why I don't really like Twitter..and how I really found this to be humorous.

How does she want it back? In a to-go bag or in literal pieces of animal fecal matter

I can see this becoming the new blonde joke for years to come rofl.

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Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.
Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

"I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

"Pooor thing I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:00 PM   #2
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1: Go to pet store
2: buy similar dog
3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
4: ?????
5: Profit

.... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:02 PM   #3
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1: Go to pet store
2: buy similar dog
3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
4: ?????
5: Profit

.... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank
True..but shed probably figure it out in a heartbeat?
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:03 PM   #4
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Yay i finally could fill in the blank
lol
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:25 PM   #5
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Haha, God, she is a stupid bitch. And seriously, if she's offering a reward for a dog that was carried off by a coyote, a dog that was probably dead and on its way to becoming a turd within an hour after it was taken from her... she's not that smart. You could probably get a caramel colored parrot and take it back to her and she'd be happy that she had her precious little puppy back.

God I hate that stupid bitch!!
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:38 PM   #6
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Old 09-15-2009, 05:27 PM   #7
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I would still bang her...lol
At first i thought you said " hang "
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:27 PM   #8
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At first i thought you said " hang "
she's not black.
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:34 PM   #9
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So you'd only hang her if she was black?
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Old 09-15-2009, 06:41 PM   #10
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I would still bang her...lol
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she's not black.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

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Old 09-15-2009, 07:01 PM   #11
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Im not quite sure what that cat is ment to mean?

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Old 09-15-2009, 07:58 PM   #12
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she's not black.
what the fuck ?

you're a fucking idiot
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What the ever loving fuck dude

But yeah, she's dumb as a brick and hot as a fire and I'd CERTAINLY ring her bell if given the chance.
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:33 PM   #15
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she's not black.
So I'm confused..was that something thats been taken way out of context causing someone else to be banned?

Or as he mentioned in his post..what exactly did you mean by that?
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

the cat with the popcorn is like him getting ready to see sum shit go down ....

im assuming... lol
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What was this thread about....?

Oh yeah, Jsessica Simpson's dog....You could buy a look-alike and if it acts or looks different, just blame it on the fact that it got CARRIED AWAY BY A WILD DOG!!!!
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Wow racist jokes. to fucking IGNORANCE.
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