lol funny craigslist ad thread

[JDM_CB790EX]

well i dont know if there is a thread for this already but yea ill juss start it off like this lol.............

I'M A THEIF - $100000 (COLDSPRING)
http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/1613388400.html

[92vig]

WTF?

[DJ metadelic]

Ummmm.

People really need to stop whoring CL with this bullshit already. Srsly.

[JDM_CB790EX]

Ummmm.

People really need to stop whoring CL with this bullshit already. Srsly.

wrd, some people just have to much time to waste

[fatboy1185]

If you post CL ads, you have to quote them, as they disappear rather quickly.

[iwork4mycb7]

x2 ... i didnt get to see it

[JDM_CB790EX]

x2 ... i didnt get to see it

damn my badd they must have flagged the shit out of the post

all it was about was some guy talking about how he'll steal your car and have the local police make it legal to resell it.

[DJ metadelic]

I decided to bring this thread back, cuz I didn't wanna start a whole new one for an ad that was probably going to expire soon..also i haven't been here in months.

But I had to share this.....cuz it cracked me the eff up.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/cto/3002813135.html

LMAO

[PointBlank]

Car won't shut off? Bad gas making the ABS light turn on?

I'll take it.

[deevergote]

In a week, every link posted here will show up as "this listing has been removed"
Yay.

[92smokeaccord]

In a week, every link posted here will show up as "this listing has been removed"
Yay.

that is true. they should do a screen shot of it so it stays around..

[BurtonRiderT6]

I decided to bring this thread back, cuz I didn't wanna start a whole new one for an ad that was probably going to expire soon..also i haven't been here in months.

But I had to share this.....cuz it cracked me the eff up.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/cto/3002813135.html

LMAO

So people can have a laugh later on down the road. The traction control won't turn on because of the tremendous power its putting out, it doesn't even shut off due to the power. Maybe he should put some 75 octane to tame this beast. By the way if you can find it it's yours, it's running and waiting to be driven off.

QUOTE FROM THE CL AD: "I have a 99 Chrysler LHS looking into trade for a car or a truck or sell for 800 obo. The transmission in the car is going has first and second gear. The heat dont turn off in the car. The ABS light doesnt turn off in the car because whats in the gas. Also the engine light is on for the same reason but that's because of the gas. you can get something for it and poor it into the gas tank to turn those off.. I have no idea why the traction control wont turn on. Also this car has never been in a wreck. it has original Motor and transmission. Also the guy who owned it before me programmed a high performance chip in it so the car wont shut off it has about 300+ horsepower and goes about 140. The body is in great shape.
But shoot me a text or a call my number is (802)-372-1282"

[ol blue]

Just seeing how the iPhone screenshot works

[WhiteShift]

yay performance chip give about 150 hp for sure lol

[cb7_530]

Can anyone find the link to the guy that was selling a cb7 a few years ago? I know i seen it on this site but i cant find it. It talks about how the cars has battle wound etc.. I was trying to find it to post it in here. lol In my opinion that was the best written advertisement on craigslist i seen. lol