WTF is up with the "is this illegal" threads?

[8ball]

there are some men that can such their own cock. given the opportunity... I'd rather fuck my hand than fuck my face. yes I thought of that answer when the conversation occurred back in 04. if you have a ten inch weenie you should consider porn. granted you have to do *** porn first... but as long as you penetrate thats not *** right ?? lol

[CB7_JAY91]

Not only has he tried he's taken a tape measure to see just how close he is. I bet he does some stretching exercises to try and get closer and closer. Keep it up one day you will be able to claim what no other man can do.

lMFLAMOA. FTW! Bhahahaha.

[mozzandherb]

Please do not post links to porn. Thanks

[Djmoua]

No i'm her neighbor

hahaha! Made me think of "Man from Nowhere"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_CwCRp_sA

[MikeW]

Please do not post links to porn. Thanks

Ah, come one, dont be a wet blanket.

[cloudasc]

My penis is only 10 inches long. The distance from the base to my mouth is something like 24. Therefore, impossible to suck on it.

I remember someone telling me a long time ago that Marilyn Manson broke at least two of his ribs so he could suck his own wang. I'm pretty sure someone on here would be happy to break a couple ribs for you, you probably wouldn't even have to ask nicely.

[GeoffM]

Please do not post links to porn. Thanks

Sorry.

Ah, come one, dont be a wet blanket.

It was a link to a guy sucking his own dick. I thought it was relevant.

[dj_ender]

Sorry.



It was a link to a guy sucking his own dick. I thought it was relevant.

i was looking for that pic earlier in the thread, gave up after a couples of minutes...

[darkfusion42]

[HenRoc]

Would it be illegal for me to walk around in public with my 10 inch penis out?

Special needs...special cases.

My penis is only 10 inches long. The distance from the base to my mouth is something like 24. Therefore, impossible to suck on it.

So you've attempted it.

Oh, so you've tried to suck yourself off before?

Not only has he tried he's taken a tape measure to see just how close he is. I bet he does some stretching exercises to try and get closer and closer. Keep it up one day you will be able to claim what no other man can do.

Achieving...well nothing I suppose haha

I remember someone telling me a long time ago that Marilyn Manson broke at least two of his ribs so he could suck his own wang. I'm pretty sure someone on here would be happy to break a couple ribs for you, you probably wouldn't even have to ask nicely.

Man I remember that rumor going around back in HIGHSCHOOL (about 10 years since I graduated)

[cloudasc]

Man I remember that rumor going around back in HIGHSCHOOL (about 10 years since I graduated)

Heard it in highschool too, circa 97-01

Whats even more awsome is you heard the same rumor in a totally different state! The internet was still in its baby steps by todays standards, when most of the US population relied on aol dial-up.

[nine_deuce]

IF what you say about the size of your penis is true, I BET you've tried poking it in your back door.

Has anyone ever watched a porn where the girl gets mad at the guy and slaps his dick? I got mad at mine last night and threw the remote at it. The wife asked what the fuck I was doing... I had no clue she was awake. FML!!

[PointBlank]

I remember someone telling me a long time ago that Marilyn Manson broke at least two of his ribs so he could suck his own wang. I'm pretty sure someone on here would be happy to break a couple ribs for you, you probably wouldn't even have to ask nicely.

I heard he had two ribs removed in order to achieve that. What do you expect from a man who gets breast implants?