Your parents, and you...

[lil_dcb7]

what are things your parents used to tell you when you were a little kid? You know, those little one liners? You'll see when i say what they said...

my dad(whenever we went to the store)

"Hey, Hey! Don't touch anything! Or else they got a big dog out back that they let out after little kids who touch shit"

Mom:
"Want me to give you something to cry about!?"

Dad(When I got introuble):

"Move your hand! MOVE YOUR HAND!!"

next?

[93accordexcoupe]

get out of the kitchen when we're cooking, its HHHHHHOTTTT

[John Conner18]

dad (when frusterated): cornhole

and then there are my friends who have to tell my dad to call me cornhole when he is mad at me: call him cornhole...call him cornhole, it is pretty funny


dam thats funny shit o well

[Matt16sfr]

lol i've herd lots of good cornhole callings back in the dart days.....mostly for runnin outta gas.

i thikn we gottaa get him to call u cornhole on tape that'd be priceless.

[John Conner18]

yeee....i do have nates camera

[Matt16sfr]

yeee....i do have nates camera

wear the bill janklow hat with the camra les sticking out so it's very visible and talk to him lol.

[John Conner18]

wear the bill janklow hat with the camra les sticking out so it's very visible and talk to him lol.

[jboyce]

no exactly related to the topic...but my mom used to always tell me and my friends about dildos and eating chicks out, and how she liked tuna. (my moms a les, shes cool tho)

my stepdad...long ago. always said "what in the cornbread hell you doin son?"

[lil_dcb7]

dad (when frusterated): cornhole

and then there are my friends who have to tell my dad to call me cornhole when he is mad at me: call him cornhole...call him cornhole, it is pretty funny


dam thats funny shit o well

funny shit!

[arrozburner]

"just wait till we get home..."

and my response is ... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

but usually they gave me "the look" and i stopped doing whatever i was doing at the time.

[lil_dcb7]

"just wait till we get home..."

and my response is ... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

but usually they gave me "the look" and i stopped doing whatever i was doing at the time.

your mexican right?

bro for me, there was never, "Wait till we get home"

they would either beat my ass in the store right in front of everone, take me in the bathroom, or right there in some one elses house...

[pwrusr]

Dad:
"Read, my, lips..." at which point he'd say without speaking: "NO"

[lil_dcb7]

Dad:
"Read, my, lips..." at which point he'd say without speaking: "NO"

cold as ice

[d112crzy]

when I acted up anywhere.
"vas aver cabronsito"
which translates to, "watch yourself little fucker"

they would only need to tell me once for me to calm down, if I didn't calm down, "AAAHHHHY" they would pull my sideburns VERY hard, and that would be enough.

[Ilikebigbutts]

Lol this shit is funny

When i was little and my dad got mad at he would crack me with his belt on my behind once,and once i started crying he woul be like "kiss the belt,kiss the belt and say your sorry"lol funny shit

ILBB