ok so this is way offtopic

[CustomLowz]

If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

[Gemini]

If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

[CustomLowz]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Gemini]

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

[CustomLowz]

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

held a glass of water over his head

[turbomaxx]

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Was there like a container that held water up off the ground, and the kid was underneath it? perhaps? maybe? Yeah that sounds more farfetched everytime I read it.

[Dom]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

nothing?

What is broken everytime its spoken?

[CrazyHondaOwnR]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

i never tell the truth or ..... i always lie ........*shrugs*

[CustomLowz]

nothing?

What is broken everytime its spoken?

silence

[CustomLowz]

nothing?

WRONG

[Dom]

WRONG

damn you didnt have to yell!

here,

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

[CustomLowz]

damn you didnt have to yell!

here,

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

great cut and paste

[Dom]

great cut and paste

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you think im the only one looking this shit up..

yea right

[CrazyHondaOwnR]

great cut and paste

to ansrew you ..............


i always lie ..... or i never tell the truth(something to that effect) *shurgs*