Best words to describe a funeral...

[CyborgGT]

"I think I got hit with a detached finger."


"I just didn’t think gasoline would explode like that"


"We’re still picking up pieces of Dad all over Cascade Shores"


"I heard a thump on my metal roof. I went outside and right as I looked up, part of a leg slid down and whacked me in the head. It was pretty horrible."


"I hope to have my burial on Lake Tahoe someday."



https://www.ncscooper.com/cascade-sh...tts-flat-lake/

[deevergote]

A viking burial at... lake?

I wonder how many times the author accidentally wrote "Bastard" instead of "Barstad".

This also sounds like a cheesy intro scene to an episode of Bones.