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    How blonde can you get?

    This is just too funny for words...partly why I don't really like Twitter..and how I really found this to be humorous.

    How does she want it back? In a to-go bag or in literal pieces of animal fecal matter

    I can see this becoming the new blonde joke for years to come rofl.

    Originally posted by Cnn.com
    Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.
    Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

    Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

    "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

    The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

    A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

    "I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

    "Pooor thing I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

    Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.
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    #2
    1: Go to pet store
    2: buy similar dog
    3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
    4: ?????
    5: Profit

    .... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank

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      #3
      Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
      1: Go to pet store
      2: buy similar dog
      3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
      4: ?????
      5: Profit

      .... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank
      True..but shed probably figure it out in a heartbeat?
      Henry R
      Koni/Neuspeed
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      1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
      Legend FSM

      'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
      made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

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        #4
        Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
        Yay i finally could fill in the blank
        lol

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          #5
          Haha, God, she is a stupid bitch. And seriously, if she's offering a reward for a dog that was carried off by a coyote, a dog that was probably dead and on its way to becoming a turd within an hour after it was taken from her... she's not that smart. You could probably get a caramel colored parrot and take it back to her and she'd be happy that she had her precious little puppy back.

          God I hate that stupid bitch!!

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            #6
            I would still bang her...lol

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              #7
              Originally posted by RagingAsian View Post
              I would still bang her...lol
              At first i thought you said " hang "

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                #8
                Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
                At first i thought you said " hang "
                she's not black.

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                  #9
                  So you'd only hang her if she was black?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RagingAsian View Post
                    I would still bang her...lol
                    Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
                    At first i thought you said " hang "
                    Originally posted by RagingAsian View Post
                    she's not black.
                    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


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                      #11
                      Originally posted by JoshM View Post
                      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

                      Im not quite sure what that cat is ment to mean?
                      Last edited by Tippey764; 09-15-2009, 10:36 PM.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by JoshM View Post
                        Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

                        x2

                        ...adjust accordingly

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RagingAsian View Post
                          she's not black.
                          what the fuck ?

                          you're a fucking idiot
                          Last edited by MR.PHIL; 09-15-2009, 09:19 PM.


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                            #14
                            What the ever loving fuck dude

                            But yeah, she's dumb as a brick and hot as a fire and I'd CERTAINLY ring her bell if given the chance.


                            Originally posted by Maple50175
                            Oh here we go again. Maples other half.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RagingAsian View Post
                              she's not black.
                              So I'm confused..was that something thats been taken way out of context causing someone else to be banned?

                              Or as he mentioned in his post..what exactly did you mean by that?
                              Henry R
                              Koni/Neuspeed
                              1992 Accord LX R.I.P
                              1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
                              Legend FSM

                              'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
                              made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

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