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    "The rules of your car"

    How do you guys feel about eating in your car?
    drinks?
    Letting others drive it? (Any funny quirks you have to warn people about if you do let them take it?)

    etc.etc.

    Post up your general "rules".
    Last edited by DJ metadelic; 02-27-2010, 10:54 AM.

    life is good.

    #2
    I'm fine with everything but:
    • smoking
    • drinking (boozin')
    • nail polishing
    • explosive farting


    Oh yeah, and when I'm driving, I get to jam to my music.
    Last edited by Joshy; 02-27-2010, 06:17 PM.
    My pictures/photos will return soon...

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      #3
      I don't give a shit if people eat/drink in my car, as long as they throw away their trash. I hate when people leave trash in my car when I tell them everytime to throw it away (my fiance).


      As for driving my car, the only people I would let drive my car is someone whose use to driving a lowered car.



      But, my BIGGEST pet peeve is people who brush their hair in my car. I HATE finding random strands of hair all over the place. It grosses me out.

      1999 BMW M3
      2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
      2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
      2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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        #4
        No eating
        drinking is okay as long as there is a cap or cover
        absolutely no farting. You fart in the car, your banned for life.
        absolutely no smoking.
        no swiping your hands across my glass.

        anyone can drive it as long as they respect the car.

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          #5
          DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING GLASS!!!

          Don't spill your beverage.

          No farting.

          No vomiting (You will clean it up until I'm satisfied. And if I think I catch a whiff of vomit in the future, you will buy me new carpet, upholstery, whatever until I no longer smell it)

          Smoking of tobacco or marijuana is acceptable, but your window must be cracked no less than 3/8 of an inch and no more than 1 inch, Your cig, bowl, whatever will stay near the window and the HVAC fan must be operating on high with the fresh air selected.

          Don't touch the switch on the center console for any reason. Unexpected extra horsepower can be dangerous.

          Keep your dirty feet off the upholstery, it's not the best, but I don't want it to get worse.

          Do not jump up on the hood of the car at all. If you do, I will go WOT, tires spinning and make a hard turn causing you to turn turtle and spin off the hood. If you're lucky, I'll remember to stand on the brakes when you start to slide off, so I don't have to clean your brains and guts off the car.

          Co-Pilot plays DJ, but I have veto power.

          Very few people get to drive my car; the muse, the guy I bought it from ( he's been my best friend for over 25 years, and I love the look on his face. It's not anything like the car he sold me. ). I've offered to let a couple of buddies drive it, but they won't do it out of fear something will go wrong and they'll piss me off.

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            #6
            For Passengers.

            You can eat as long as you don't leave any trash.
            No drunk people.
            No smoking.
            No placing of bare feet or shoes on my dashboard.
            No Slamming of doors.

            If I let you drive it.

            Allow the car to fully warm up.
            Car must not pass 3000 rpms.
            No Blowoff valve noise.


            I think that's about it for now I'm sure I have others.
            1993 Accord EX
            2011 Subaru STi

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              #7
              Every person thats gets in my CB has to make sure they have nothing in there back pocket. such as keys, guns, knifes (I live in NY) since I have leather seats and don't want no tears

              Links to my rides :
              1992 Accord EX*
              1990 Accord EX
              1991 Accord SE (4th)
              1991 Accord SE (3rd)
              1991 Accord SE (2ND)
              1991 Accord SE

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                #8
                Originally posted by tonymontana1204 View Post
                No placing of bare feet or shoes on my dashboard.


                Female bare feet on my dash are acceptable, as long as the legs are spread and someone in the front (me or her) is playing with the coochie.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by visualpoet View Post
                  Female bare feet on my dash are acceptable, as long as the legs are spread and someone in the front (me or her) is playing with the coochie.
                  danm this brings back so many memorys.........

                  Links to my rides :
                  1992 Accord EX*
                  1990 Accord EX
                  1991 Accord SE (4th)
                  1991 Accord SE (3rd)
                  1991 Accord SE (2ND)
                  1991 Accord SE

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by JoshM View Post
                    I don't give a shit if people eat/drink in my car, as long as they throw away their trash. I hate when people leave trash in my car when I tell them everytime to throw it away (my fiance).

                    But, my BIGGEST pet peeve is people who brush their hair in my car. I HATE finding random strands of hair all over the place. It grosses me out.
                    Yes! I'm the only one who can leave trash in my car but when other ppl do it, it pisses me off. And it seems the wifey is the only one who does it. lol:

                    Also, the wifey's hair used to go down to her butt. Now its just passed her shoulders, lol.

                    Originally posted by tonymontana1204 View Post
                    No Slamming of doors.
                    Allow the car to fully warm up.
                    Yes and no slamming of the trunk. Everyone says theyre not slamming it, but i hear that thing go WHAM! and it pisses me off.



                    Rules of Mike's Car:

                    1. NO SMOKING.
                    1b. No, not even sitting in the car with the door open.

                    2. NO DRUGS OR OPEN CONTAINERS.
                    2b. If you have drugs, you must tell me before entering the vehicle.

                    3. NO COUNTRY MUSIC!!!
                    3b. The radio is fair game, but i can "veto"

                    4. ASK BEFORE MOVING THE VENTS.
                    4b.
                    They are strategically positioned, so please, dont move them.

                    5. DO NOT ROLL DOWN THE WINOWS..
                    5b.
                    Ask and i'll do it. Thats why I have the "Master Switch". Im the window master.

                    6. SEAT BELTS EVERYONE!

                    7. NO FOOD.
                    7b. Nothing liquidy or "juicy".
                    7c. Nothing that can crumble, be stepped on or leave crumbs.

                    8. DRINKS are ALLOWED
                    8b.
                    BUT---lids must be on or they must be contained.
                    8c. If they are open/no lid/full, etc tell me and i will drive until it is at a safe "traveling" level.

                    9. "CRAZY, NOT STUPID"
                    9b.
                    Do not complain about my driving.

                    10. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO RACE.
                    10b.
                    Know this before entering the vehicle.
                    10c. In this instance, see rules #6 and #9.

                    11. WHEN DRIVING, THE ABOVE RULES APPLY EXCEPT FOR RULES 9 and 10.


                    Thats all i got for now, but im pretty sure that covers it.


                    KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
                    Originally posted by Jarrett
                    Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                      #11
                      man some of you guys go burzerk with the rules. lol

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                        #12
                        "The deal is the deal"
                        "No names"
                        "Never open the package"
                        "Never Make A Promise You Can't Keep"
                        "Respect the man, and the man will respect you"
                        "Greet the Man"
                        "Seat belt"

                        these should be the rules of every car

                        psn: KoRn_LuVr

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by freshnasty View Post
                          man some of you guys go burzerk with the rules. lol
                          Some of them apply to the house too, lol.


                          KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
                          Originally posted by Jarrett
                          Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                            #14
                            Rulez:

                            1. Eating and drinking is allowed, but be sure to throw away all of your trash.

                            2. Smoking is allowed, because I smoke.

                            3. Do what you want with your window, BUT DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH MY SUNROOF!

                            4. Go ahead, you can touch the radio, but if I don't like it, it's getting changed.

                            5. Put on your seat belt, or get out of the car.

                            6. I drive fast, get the fuck over it./Don't comment on my driving.

                            7. Climate controls are for me to touch only.

                            8. All love making/sexual acts are to be done male on female and I must be involved, which means only I can do the dirty dirty in the back seat.

                            9. Only I drive, unless under very specific circumstances. Only other people to drive my car were a lady friend of mine that I was in love with at the time, and Cisco.

                            10. Oh, and I have the right to make up rules on the spot and everything I say must be respected. I am GOD in my car.

                            I think I'm missing some, but I'm sure that last one covers it.
                            R.I.P. Veronica - JDM F20A swapped 2.0 Si wannabe.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Racer_XXX View Post
                              "The deal is the deal"
                              "No names"
                              "Never open the package"
                              R.I.P. Veronica - JDM F20A swapped 2.0 Si wannabe.

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