The stupid question thread

[af_1132]

How do you catch the pink dragon.

Just think about the pink elephant in the room, and he will appear. Have a fire resistant net ready.

If, while I read a post, my face goes through the following changes: , what did the post say?

[93twodoorLX]

YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

What happens when you put the lime in the coconut?

-sean

[toycar]

YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

What happens when you put the lime in the coconut?

-sean

You add some rum and pineapple juice and get hammered






If you and 2 friends share a hotel room and each pay $10, but the room is only $25, and the bus boy decides to pocket $2 and give you each $1 in change so its fair since you each spent $9 right? $10 each - $1 change. +$2 tip for bus boy.



Where did the other dollar go?


$9 each person

$2 for the bus boy

$9x3= $27 spent +$2 tip for the bus boy = $29 total

[BIGRICH]

You add some rum and pineapple juice and get hammered






If you and 2 friends share a hotel room and each pay $10, but the room is only $25, and the bus boy decides to pocket $2 and give you each $1 in change so its fair since you each spent $9 right? $10 each - $1 change. +$2 tip for bus boy.



Where did the other dollar go?


$9 each person

$2 for the bus boy

$9x$3= $27 spent +$2 tip for the bus boy = $29 total

D A F U Q ?!

HOLY SHIT! NO IDEA


Does this post make me look fat?

[HenRoc]

D A F U Q ?!

HOLY SHIT! NO IDEA


Does this post make me look fat?

No but your face does.

Does it really matter if you are black OR white?

[BIGRICH]

No but your face does.

Does it really matter if you are black OR white?

depends on where you live, what the police are like, and if you are filing for credit....

why do we park in a drive way, but drive on a parkway?

[toycar]

depends on where you live, what the police are like, and if you are filing for credit....

why do we park in a drive way, but drive on a parkway?

Traveling to the drive, hence drive way? Traveling to park, hence park way?

Who knows. LOL





Why is having credit considered a good thing, when being indebted is obviously bad?

[XCRN]

Credit is a fancy term for being in debt and is reserved only for the most fancyiful fuckers.

I deev 3 midgets in a coat?

[HenRoc]

Credit is a fancy term for being in debt and is reserved only for the most fancyiful fuckers.

I deev 3 midgets in a coat?

Trying to reach for the higher things in life.

So if a woman is scorned by a guy..what would it be if it were opposite?

[af_1132]

If you and 2 friends share a hotel room and each pay $10, but the room is only $25, and the bus boy decides to pocket $2 and give you each $1 in change so its fair since you each spent $9 right? $10 each - $1 change. +$2 tip for bus boy.

Where did the other dollar go?

$9 each person

$2 for the bus boy

$9x3= $27 spent +$2 tip for the bus boy = $29 total

Time for a little mathies .

Where things first go wrong here is the bus boy's explanation: "So its fair since you each spent $9 right?"

You actually each spent $10, so that $10 x 3 = $30. The hotel room was $25, so there was an extra $5 paid to the bus boy altogether. He splits up this $5 into 4 groups: $2, $1, $1, $1 and distributes them as he does (each of the $1s is distributed to the three people, and the other $2 is distributed to his pocket). If you add up how the money was split up: $25 + $2 + $1 + $1 + $1, you get $30.

The second thing that causes the paradox is the calculation $9 x 3 = $27. Instead, it needs to be done like this:
$10 x 3 = $30
$30 - $3 = $27

One you do this, do not then add $2. Subtract $2, to get to $25, which is what the room cost.

This, followed by $25 + $2 + $1 + $1 + $1 = $30 shows that no money is missing.

I'm honestly not trying to show off or be a punk or some other (insert word of your choice). I like figuring these math riddles out.

Question: What are three friends doing in a hotel room that cost only $25 a night????

[ThatOneAccord]

God lee math is hard when you're stoned....


What if we're the aliens and the little green man are actually "normal humans"

[XCRN]

af: My guess is fuzy handcuffs are involved.
TOA: We come in peace, take us to your dealer.

Does the dress make me look fat?

[af_1132]

Does the dress make me look fat?

Answer: OH MY EYES! WHY IS THIS ON THE INTERNET? NO, BUT PLEASE, ONLY WEAR LONGER DRESSES FROM NOW ON!

Question: If someone gave you free internet blocking software, and forced you to install it, what is the first site you would think to block?

[XCRN]

Where ever that picture came from.

Why do they call it Aspen CO?

[93twodoorLX]

block the website that supplied the above picture.

what is the meaning of life? and is this question a good one or stupid one?

-sean