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Old 08-11-2010, 08:52 AM   #1
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Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1879395238.html

Someone should quote the add so when it expires, people can still read it.
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:10 AM   #2
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Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus - $2100 (hayward / castro valley)

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Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT FUCKING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!

Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This fucking car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.

This is what life is like if you dont buy this car

Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car

BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and shit.
All this for only $2100! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

Look at that sweet ass lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!

And this motherfucker comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for fucking Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh shit! What the fuck?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the fucking car?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome ass car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ASS!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. Fucking Hawaii. Beaches and shit.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the shit out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:32 AM   #3
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yea but the pictures are best. oh man best CL ad i've seen in a while! epic. simply.
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:38 AM   #4
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someone in his area should text him to test drive and grab taco-bell
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Old 08-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #5
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Sounds like jay & silent bob selling a car.

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Old 08-11-2010, 10:46 AM   #6
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:17 AM   #7
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that add made my day so much more awesome
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:44 AM   #8
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pics dont work no more haha i wanna see them.
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:52 AM   #9
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Awesome ad with pictures!

But!! That girl is not attractive...
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:59 AM   #10
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Awesome ad with pictures!

But!! That girl is not attractive...
I was about to say the opposite lol
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Old 08-11-2010, 12:21 PM   #11
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THAT is how you sell your car.
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Old 08-11-2010, 12:54 PM   #12
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Thats funny! I want him to sell my car!
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:05 PM   #13
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Awesome ad with pictures!

But!! That girl is not attractive...
nice ass atleast.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:09 PM   #14
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #15
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it actually makes me want to buy it
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:49 PM   #16
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BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and shit.
wow, nice.
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:21 PM   #17
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:30 PM   #18
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lol she's an emo girl. hooray.
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Old 08-11-2010, 07:57 PM   #19
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I wanna hit this dude up just for some taco bell with that chick.
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Old 08-12-2010, 05:29 PM   #20
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