slammed4thgen's goose attacks continue

[slammed4thgen]

alright so i got around to snapping pics of this f bag and i really wanna grab it by the neck and swing it around
the culprit


exhibit a


exhibit b


c


and finally him making a run for it when i yelled



im at wits end with this thing and my ruger really wants to come out to pay him a visit

[CoPilot1]

what's he been doin?

[Shinobi]

oooooooooo! a flushmount!

[slammed4thgen]

he attacks my car he left marks in the paint from his beak but obviously it isnt the nicest paint or body thats why he isnt dead

[Shinobi]

tazer that thing! i taze the cats that leave their dirty footprints on my car.

[slammed4thgen]

tazer that thing! i taze the cats that leave their dirty footprints on my car.

considered...lmao

in the neck

[visualpoet]

Pepper spray your ride and get the can with the LONG stream, so you can sit in your apartment and shoot him with it too.

[slammed4thgen]

Pepper spray your ride and get the can with the LONG stream, so you can sit in your apartment and shoot him with it too.

also a good idea

[ExplodingCake]

Goose needs cheezburger

[slammed4thgen]

Goose needs cheezburger

goose needs to become a burger lmfao

[ExplodingCake]

Bird Burger.. LOL!!!

[accordaffair]

Animals don't like tabasco sauce, don't know what it'd do to your paint though

That's hilarious that a goose wants to peck your car for no good reason

[slammed4thgen]

Animals don't like tabasco sauce, don't know what it'd do to your paint though

That's hilarious that a goose wants to peck your car for no good reason

and has pecked it for weeks...no one elses car but mine! he sleeps by it every night and i can chase him half way through the complex and he flys back to my car lmao

i literally chased him like 400 feet away and he was back in 3 minutes

he hates me

[ExplodingCake]

Airsoft gun works wonders... I scare cats (not shoot) shitting on my backyard. If they are persistent , I will give em hell.

[Losiracer2]

haha he's got a love for CB's but yeah I wouldn't kill it, it might be under some animal protective rights and you might get into some trouble if you pump it full of lead. Those geese look kinda rare, aren't they migratory? it should leave soon hopefully.