Oh man you guys... I came to the yard early today, and I found a new car in the inventory. Right there, in plain sight, was a white, 1988 RX-7. I needed new pants! I talked to the supervisor in charge of sales and he said it was added in inventory two days ago. This thing is CLEAN! Rotaries have always been my dream, I could just never afford one. I got in and it started right up. The sound, oh my god.... it was hypnotizing... I still cant get over it... I ran it around the yard. It was so fun to bust power slides. With all the cars and tow trucks in the lot, I really didnt have a chance to run the car like a Rotary SHOULD be ran. Never got a chance to go over 6 thou RPMs and didnt have a chance to go over 65. Just revving it...
awesome.... but the big boss got pissed I was powersliding....
boss: Hey, kid... I would really appreciate it if you not slide like that... You kick up those little rocks and it hits cars, fucking up their paint and winshields...
Me: Sorry, boss, I just couldnt help myself...
Boss:Your gonna kill yourself doing that shit...
Me: Meh, I'm a good driver... I just couldnt help myself, that car's sweet.
Boss: You really like that car?
Me: Fuck yeah!
Boss: I'll tell you what, next time you get a report card with all A's... You get down here and show it to me... And it's yours... Untill then, it's on hold. But if you take forever and a day, It goes to Rex (his step son whos a "racer")
Me: Are you serious?!
Boss: I'm dead serious...
So, I get an RX-7!!!
Goddamn! This would be alot easier if I wasnt stupid!!!!!!
I dont know, I'm just sooooo ampped I had to share this!!!

boss: Hey, kid... I would really appreciate it if you not slide like that... You kick up those little rocks and it hits cars, fucking up their paint and winshields...
Me: Sorry, boss, I just couldnt help myself...
Boss:Your gonna kill yourself doing that shit...
Me: Meh, I'm a good driver... I just couldnt help myself, that car's sweet.
Boss: You really like that car?
Me: Fuck yeah!
Boss: I'll tell you what, next time you get a report card with all A's... You get down here and show it to me... And it's yours... Untill then, it's on hold. But if you take forever and a day, It goes to Rex (his step son whos a "racer")
Me: Are you serious?!
Boss: I'm dead serious...
So, I get an RX-7!!!

Goddamn! This would be alot easier if I wasnt stupid!!!!!!
I dont know, I'm just sooooo ampped I had to share this!!!
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