gas is bout to be out

[williamsvt]

and then drank it

and after then he'll round house kick us all.

[cp[mike]]

your telling me! i just got hit in the head with a fricking nimbus cloud. WTF?

i just laughed out loud, my coworker asked what was so funny.

[Accord R33]

oh and BTW.... the sky is falling....

your telling me! i just got hit in the head with a fricking nimbus cloud. WTF?

[ZigenBallZ]

I am a bit more worried about the fact I just ran out of syrup for my waffles. Damnit.

OHMYGAWD!!!! THERE'S A FREAKIN MAPLE SYRUP SHORTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















oh and BTW.... the sky is falling....

[Dv8]

Canada has more oil then Bush would know what to do with. The Middle East has more oil than he can steal. There is no shortage. There won't be for a while. Prices are rising because oil companies are run by dicks who want more money. Some stations may not be able to pay for higher octane fuels nevertheless regular 87. Ethanol is the new literal corny/wheaty shit thats going around, which I would never choose to run in my own vehicle. It sucks plain ass. Why would I want my car to eat vegetables when it can be eating BLACK SLUDGE. Refined sludge. I am a bit more worried about the fact I just ran out of syrup for my waffles. Damnit.

[d112crzy]

I need a fucking geo.

[accordme93]

Any Bob & Tom listeners out there? The Donny Baker skit is funny as hell. "Suck it and save!"

"ooh, what if i swallow some?"

[Dirty Harry]

Wow... stealing gas is fuckin' scummy...why not just take the whole car while you're at it??!

[2.2AZUL]

....o.k how i'm i gonna say this without sounding nasty....(i have a habit talking nasty).....o.k when i needed gas but didn't have enough money me and my friend pushed my car up her ex-man and broke into his car and pop the gas tank door..... she put the clear tubing that you can buy at the petstore for the fishing tank......anywayonce she put it in I started sucking.....(oh g*d that did sound nasty)...........as soon as i saw the gas come up i qwickly stuck it in my gas tank...(that sounded nasty too...lol) and BAM!........almost every drip drop went in and we put everything back...locked up the car.... and push the car down the alleyway than got in and start'd up and away we went straight to the club........THE TROPICAL.........o.k there so the tube thing works......lmao

[Accord R33]

We aren't going to run out of gas, and if we do the reason will be Chuck Norris stole it all!

and then drank it

[rebels]

We aren't going to run out of gas, and if we do the reason will be Chuck Norris stole it all!

[accordme93]

Justin, you're the kindest human being I've ever met.

well i'm glad we have someone to take over for ricky!

[According2Aaron]

Justin, you're the kindest human being I've ever met.

[Dirty Harry]

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"uhhh derrr gas is bout to be out yup"

shut the fuck up.

[Accord R33]

this thread has a certain "Harold-esc" feel it it