Background: Me and this girl have been friends since 1996 or so... she dated another childhood friend back in the day and more recently his cousin. We hooked up ONCE last summer (it wasn't that good, I could smell iron if anyone follows)....
ANYWAYS.... she just broke up with her BF... out of the blue she starts calling me (after basically not talking/hanging out for a year). We hang out a few times in the city, I took her to a sushi spot by my house.
2 Fridays ago she calls me up and then texts me immediately after. I call her back AN HOUR LATER. She's UPSET I didn't pick up my phone, because she wanted to go for sushi again, but I wasn't available, so in the hour she went for other food.
MIND YOU, we made NO PLANS for ANYTHING prior to that call. It would be like if I said 'hey guys lets have a meet RIGHT NOW' and I got mad nobody shows up.
W/e.
Next Friday we plan to go, but then Friday comes and my friends all wanna go out. So I say 'hey you wanna go to a bar instead?' 'OH YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR FRIENDS OVER ME'... I said OK and went out with my friends.
Then I get a call LAST NIGHT... AGAIN... didn't get to my phone till about an hour later...I call, she doesn't pick up. I text, here's the stupid convo:
'hey whats up babe....'
'you suck'
'im having a bday party next week'
'i dont care'
*i call her phone*
'that was my house phone, pick up next time'
'i dont feel like talking im going to sleep'
YOU DUMB...CUNT... WHY EVEN RESPOND TO THE TEXTS????????????? And then she wonders why she can't keep a man. 'i know its not me, i just keep meeting crazy men' O-K-K-K-KAYYYYYYY
The titty suck wasn't worth this drama.
ANYWAYS.... she just broke up with her BF... out of the blue she starts calling me (after basically not talking/hanging out for a year). We hang out a few times in the city, I took her to a sushi spot by my house.
2 Fridays ago she calls me up and then texts me immediately after. I call her back AN HOUR LATER. She's UPSET I didn't pick up my phone, because she wanted to go for sushi again, but I wasn't available, so in the hour she went for other food.
MIND YOU, we made NO PLANS for ANYTHING prior to that call. It would be like if I said 'hey guys lets have a meet RIGHT NOW' and I got mad nobody shows up.
W/e.
Next Friday we plan to go, but then Friday comes and my friends all wanna go out. So I say 'hey you wanna go to a bar instead?' 'OH YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR FRIENDS OVER ME'... I said OK and went out with my friends.
Then I get a call LAST NIGHT... AGAIN... didn't get to my phone till about an hour later...I call, she doesn't pick up. I text, here's the stupid convo:
'hey whats up babe....'
'you suck'
'im having a bday party next week'
'i dont care'
*i call her phone*
'that was my house phone, pick up next time'
'i dont feel like talking im going to sleep'
YOU DUMB...CUNT... WHY EVEN RESPOND TO THE TEXTS????????????? And then she wonders why she can't keep a man. 'i know its not me, i just keep meeting crazy men' O-K-K-K-KAYYYYYYY
The titty suck wasn't worth this drama.








wow


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