I got a story...wanna hear it here it go!
So me and my girl are coming home from the track. Just spectating, checkin' out the competition and such
As we're approaching the exit gate at the end of the night theres some small truck behind me actin' a foo. Kinda swerving like he's warming up his tires...on the dirt pavement. He starts riding my ass to where i couldn't see his headlights in my rear view. I kindly give two brake light flashes to make him back off and he slows down just a little. We get to the exit and make our way to the interstate merge. I'm on the on-ramp to 95 now and he's riding my ass AGAIN so i'm like fuck it... and downshift to 2nd doing about 40mph. My girl leans her head back cause she knows whats about to happen 
Yea...so i'm decelerating from 90mph by the time i get to the merge and the truck is now aircraft carriers behind me 
so with him out of the way i just let the engine wind me down to an even 65mph or so and relax. Well about a mile down the road i see those same square headlights coming up on my right hand side maybe doing about 80-90mph. My girl says and i quote "that'd be so funny if he came by with his hazards on." I say "naw, he wouldn't..." so he comes by with his hazards on and claims victory Me and mere are just rolling now, i'm almost tearing up and she's laughing hysterically. I didn't have enough nerve to try to catch him after that humiliating defeat. I've always heard of the ricer flyby...but have never experienced it first hand. I wasn't hurt but it kinda tickled. 
So me and my girl are coming home from the track. Just spectating, checkin' out the competition and such
As we're approaching the exit gate at the end of the night theres some small truck behind me actin' a foo. Kinda swerving like he's warming up his tires...on the dirt pavement. He starts riding my ass to where i couldn't see his headlights in my rear view. I kindly give two brake light flashes to make him back off and he slows down just a little. We get to the exit and make our way to the interstate merge. I'm on the on-ramp to 95 now and he's riding my ass AGAIN so i'm like fuck it... and downshift to 2nd doing about 40mph. My girl leans her head back cause she knows whats about to happen Yea...so i'm decelerating from 90mph by the time i get to the merge and the truck is now aircraft carriers behind me so with him out of the way i just let the engine wind me down to an even 65mph or so and relax. Well about a mile down the road i see those same square headlights coming up on my right hand side maybe doing about 80-90mph. My girl says and i quote "that'd be so funny if he came by with his hazards on." I say "naw, he wouldn't..." so he comes by with his hazards on and claims victory Me and mere are just rolling now, i'm almost tearing up and she's laughing hysterically. I didn't have enough nerve to try to catch him after that humiliating defeat. I've always heard of the ricer flyby...but have never experienced it first hand. I wasn't hurt but it kinda tickled.
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