k, well here is link one of the first "box" i raced....
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anyways, here is like a month later i have another rev on me... ok, out here there is a shop called VERSUS motorsports, they rip u off and some say they give u good deals... anyways.. i am sitting there and my EX-friend (stupid ***) is buying a "Muffler" so he can be a real ricer, anyways, hey comes out and said that this slow piece of shit shouldn`t be out here, he meant to say this guy said, anyways, i ask what the dude drives, tony says, "it is a xB i guess, and i start to laugh and tony is like, "another one that thinks he is fast!" and i say, "hey, lets go to hooters and then ill drop u off!" so we get onto the 202 south i believe and as soon as we get on this scion pulls up next to me and him and his girl just stare, and he opens the window and says, "y r ur windows down, no A/C,, well actually it sounded like this... wa ar cha weendoes down, u no have I/C.. dam koreans, lol!" anyways, so i say nope!" and he just shakes his head!!! so im thinking, hey, i got my car with a bad A/C compressor for 1000 bux and this guys new car is clean, but very slow and he is giving me shit! so im like whatever... so im driving and on the loop he tries to pull away and basically he is next to me no matter where i go till i switch over from the 202 to the 17 and then finally some freeway that leads to hOOters!!!!!!! well right by it, anyways, we r on a open 5 lane road for like 20 minutes and this guy keeps doing the same thing, fly`s by, throws on his flashers and then slams on the breaks, then does it again, 20 times!!!! so after hearing his buzzing exhaust and seeing his huge as versus decal along the side of his car and then him rolling next to me and him giving me the thumb down, meaning weak sauce in his native tongue, lol! anyways.. i decide to give him a taste, now it is like 110 degrees and all i can think about is military monday at hOOters with these huge jugs....... of Dr. pepper anyways... so im like whatever, this dude wants to annoy someone he can do it to someone else, so i drop into 4th and move over and go from like 60 to 85 and i am just cruzing along, well he just doesn`t know at all when to stop.. so anyways.. he keeps doing this, so im like ok, well ill give him a little taste, so i drop into third going maybe 60 again, anyways, he starts to pull on me and when i shift to fourth i start to catch him, he is like probably 3 cars away at this time... so im like WTF!! did a box just beat me... anyways, so i am not ganna let this A/C ed fool beat me, lol!! anyways, my buddy goes hey, and unclips his seat belt and reaches behind the seat and says hey, this guy doesn`t know about torque or highway pulls hah... and all i hear is cckkkssszzzz (encase u didnt know, that was my impression of my bottle opening DuH!!!!)... and u know what that is.. mmm, well let me think.. so i arm it with my Rice toggle with a red LED!? what, its cool, lol.. and anyways back to the story.. so i hit it when he gets next to me and jump ahead.. and he honks the horn.. so i slow down and say, hey, ur not the only one!! and he says, eh hah! u wanna play lets play.. so anyways, we pull off and get to a red light and i think to myself, man if i am dead stopped i am just ganna spin being to crazy (had my Daily Driver shitty tires on) anyways, so i stop about 2 car lengths back and he yells out the window for me to move up and then i say, nah im cool, and he starts reving and purging, so anyways, i rev back and i start to slip the clutch, so i am rolling at 500rpm very slowly, maybe 2 or 3 MPH and i just push in the clutch and go to idle, so i am barely rolling, anyways, as soon a the light goes green i pop the clutch and then hit the gas not even launching just rolling then kinda on it i guess.. anyways.. so i pull away and drop it like it was one big fucking hot tamale, so i pull maybe 2 cars by the end of second, and shift into third at 5k, anyways then i let off of the spray... and keep on the gas thinking i could hold out...... cool right.... wrong! that mother fucker pulled on me b4 i could see if my balls were still inmy pants, so i tapped the button one more time and that sealed the deal, i instantly caught back up and pulled and we get to the next right and he yells, which one of us isn`t like the other, and i say whats done.. and he says intake and exhaust, but i saw him purging!! so im like ok, BS!!! and he turns and slams the shit out of his dash with his fist like he was mad, lol.. good day..
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anyways, here is like a month later i have another rev on me... ok, out here there is a shop called VERSUS motorsports, they rip u off and some say they give u good deals... anyways.. i am sitting there and my EX-friend (stupid ***) is buying a "Muffler" so he can be a real ricer, anyways, hey comes out and said that this slow piece of shit shouldn`t be out here, he meant to say this guy said, anyways, i ask what the dude drives, tony says, "it is a xB i guess, and i start to laugh and tony is like, "another one that thinks he is fast!" and i say, "hey, lets go to hooters and then ill drop u off!" so we get onto the 202 south i believe and as soon as we get on this scion pulls up next to me and him and his girl just stare, and he opens the window and says, "y r ur windows down, no A/C,, well actually it sounded like this... wa ar cha weendoes down, u no have I/C.. dam koreans, lol!" anyways, so i say nope!" and he just shakes his head!!! so im thinking, hey, i got my car with a bad A/C compressor for 1000 bux and this guys new car is clean, but very slow and he is giving me shit! so im like whatever... so im driving and on the loop he tries to pull away and basically he is next to me no matter where i go till i switch over from the 202 to the 17 and then finally some freeway that leads to hOOters!!!!!!! well right by it, anyways, we r on a open 5 lane road for like 20 minutes and this guy keeps doing the same thing, fly`s by, throws on his flashers and then slams on the breaks, then does it again, 20 times!!!! so after hearing his buzzing exhaust and seeing his huge as versus decal along the side of his car and then him rolling next to me and him giving me the thumb down, meaning weak sauce in his native tongue, lol! anyways.. i decide to give him a taste, now it is like 110 degrees and all i can think about is military monday at hOOters with these huge jugs....... of Dr. pepper anyways... so im like whatever, this dude wants to annoy someone he can do it to someone else, so i drop into 4th and move over and go from like 60 to 85 and i am just cruzing along, well he just doesn`t know at all when to stop.. so anyways.. he keeps doing this, so im like ok, well ill give him a little taste, so i drop into third going maybe 60 again, anyways, he starts to pull on me and when i shift to fourth i start to catch him, he is like probably 3 cars away at this time... so im like WTF!! did a box just beat me... anyways, so i am not ganna let this A/C ed fool beat me, lol!! anyways, my buddy goes hey, and unclips his seat belt and reaches behind the seat and says hey, this guy doesn`t know about torque or highway pulls hah... and all i hear is cckkkssszzzz (encase u didnt know, that was my impression of my bottle opening DuH!!!!)... and u know what that is.. mmm, well let me think.. so i arm it with my Rice toggle with a red LED!? what, its cool, lol.. and anyways back to the story.. so i hit it when he gets next to me and jump ahead.. and he honks the horn.. so i slow down and say, hey, ur not the only one!! and he says, eh hah! u wanna play lets play.. so anyways, we pull off and get to a red light and i think to myself, man if i am dead stopped i am just ganna spin being to crazy (had my Daily Driver shitty tires on) anyways, so i stop about 2 car lengths back and he yells out the window for me to move up and then i say, nah im cool, and he starts reving and purging, so anyways, i rev back and i start to slip the clutch, so i am rolling at 500rpm very slowly, maybe 2 or 3 MPH and i just push in the clutch and go to idle, so i am barely rolling, anyways, as soon a the light goes green i pop the clutch and then hit the gas not even launching just rolling then kinda on it i guess.. anyways.. so i pull away and drop it like it was one big fucking hot tamale, so i pull maybe 2 cars by the end of second, and shift into third at 5k, anyways then i let off of the spray... and keep on the gas thinking i could hold out...... cool right.... wrong! that mother fucker pulled on me b4 i could see if my balls were still inmy pants, so i tapped the button one more time and that sealed the deal, i instantly caught back up and pulled and we get to the next right and he yells, which one of us isn`t like the other, and i say whats done.. and he says intake and exhaust, but i saw him purging!! so im like ok, BS!!! and he turns and slams the shit out of his dash with his fist like he was mad, lol.. good day..
are you going to pay for my increase of optometric perscription?!
That was a bit hard to read man...
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