Need help coming up with short qoutes

[Masamune]

I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym

-Taken from XKCD

[mtnbikaah]

It's better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass.

[rexload]

"if you can't duct it, fuck it"
"if you can't fix it with a hammer - you've got an electrical problem"
in Russia we say "measure 7 times, cut once"

[mercyboy]

-reality is better in your dreams
-

[Jon]

Life's short, eat dessert first.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

[Davids92Accord]

white is right
black is wack

im not racist but that just popped in my head

[DrLove'sKuDang]

^you might want to edit or delete that.

any comment someone makes and needs to follow up with "im not racist", probably shouldnt be said. just sayin

[WilliamW]

"Ain't my baby!"

[cbscandal]

"Fortune favors the bold."

[Tippey764]

white is right
black is wack

im not racist but that just popped in my head

lolololol


Look before you leap

Quit playing with you dingy

[wherm]

Life is hard, then you die.

[cuate01221]

Life is a bitch because if it was a slut, it would be easy.

[LadyG]

He who dies with the most toys...still dies.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

What did God say after creating man? "I can do better."

[mozzandherb]

The early bird gets the worm

[toycar]

"Fish in a dirty pond, you'll catch dirty fish"

^^^^

Refers to chicks at the club, lol


"Im not going to make this my problem, just because you made it yours"

"Let people be people, they will screw themselves eventually"

"six in one hand half dozen in the other"

"One in the bags better then two in the bush"