dont you hate it when you flush the toilet and the floaters just circle around and never actually go down, then you need to flush it again? then you feel like an idiot flushing the toilet twice...
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- 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
- 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
- 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
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My turds are never honory....they always flush the first time. Besides, my toilet takes 5 minutes to refill
there'e no way I'm hangin' around. It'll just be a surprise on the next visit!! lol
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The trick to that is to eat the right shit so when you do shit, it's one giant log. Problem with this though... I've actually clogged other people's toilets at a party on shit alone...water's rising and there's about 5 seconds to do something...no plunger either...my only choice was to dig in with bare hands and free it up. Oh well, that's alcohol is for
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I've always called them 'croutons', but 'floaters' works too.Former: 90 Accord EX Coupe, 93 10th Anniversary in Frost White
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The worst is when you REALLY have to pee... and you run into the bathroom only to be greeted by someone else's floater. With no time to flush (I swear my bladder knows when I'm withing firing range!) you just have to go at it! You have to decide whether to try to avoid the little nibblet, or aim right for the sucker and try to sink it!
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this is funny shit...but so true...i hate when that happens, it always happens to me at work because the toilet is tiny and i always gotta flush it twice and i walk out and my boss gives me shit for it.Comment
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yea well one time the shit did not wanna go down so the toilet overlflowed and water was everywhere it took me 3 hours to clean that mess up it was horribleComment
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Originally posted by deevergoteThe worst is when you REALLY have to pee... and you run into the bathroom only to be greeted by someone else's floater. With no time to flush (I swear my bladder knows when I'm withing firing range!) you just have to go at it! You have to decide whether to try to avoid the little nibblet, or aim right for the sucker and try to sink it!
There's always the sinkComment
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im sure if i posted this id get no responses
ugh
Yeah i hate poop that has air that floats
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i may be wrong but isnt it methane not airOriginally posted by Maple50175im sure if i posted this id get no responses ugh
Yeah i hate poop that has air that floatsComment
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LOL...I don't think anyone would wanna see any pics of turds in a toilet.Originally posted by starchlandComment
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