Day Light Saving is retarded

[bcjammerx]

We need to start a petition to end this crap...there are absolutely NO benefits to DST...it was started by Benjamin Franklin in his dumbassery of "early to bed" shit and they used this to try and encourage that crap.

now days the ONLY people who MIGHT benefit are retailers, because people MIGHT buy more if there is more daylight when they get off of work...But I call bullshit on their little theory because I do my shopping ONLY at night...I don't care how much daylight there is. I don't do shit after work but go home and try to relax. Or study for school.

if I want to go to bed early fine...if I want to stay up and party fine...don't fuck with the damn clocks. what a waste! I already don't get enough sleep and tonight, I'm getting one hour less than I normally would...I can't get to sleep when I get home, it takes me a long time...this doesn't help.

Studies show that is actually causes an increase in energy use age in many areas...so whatever (if any) energy usage declines do occur, they are negated by the extra usage.

It is known that it interferes with your natural sleep cycle. Doctors say you get used to it after 2-3 days...THAT IS 2-3 DAYS OF EXTRA GROGGINESS!

How about how most non alcohol related accidents on the roads are caused by DRIVER ERROR RELATED TO TIREDNESS...yeah dst doesn't really hurt huh?

If you want more sunlight after work...go to work earlier and leave earlier...who wants to go play soccer, climg a hill, or do any long term outdoorsy stuff right after work any way...I'm to damn tired.

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

yea im with u on this shit it stuped i hate it and it couses me to lose sleep and all i hate day light savings

[ExplodingCake]

lol 1 hour difference jeopardizes your sleep?

Personally I don't feel any changes.

[ACC0RD22]

Ive always heard/been taught that DST was started to help farmers who may need the extra daylight to harvest longer.

Still a ridiculous and outdated reason, so I agree.

[MadSpleen85]

lol 1 hour difference jeopardizes your sleep?

Personally I don't feel any changes.

x2 its an hour, whats the big deal?

[Accord R33]

I stopped reading after "Benjamin Franklin in his dumbassery"

Yes, one of the most brilliant men to have ever walked the earth was a dumbass, but some guy posting about Daylight savings time, which he clearly knows nothing about on the internet is a fucking genious.

[Gemini]

I stopped reading after "Benjamin Franklin in his dumbassery"

Yes, one of the most brilliant men to have ever walked the earth was a dumbass, but some guy posting about Daylight savings time, which he clearly knows nothing about on the internet is a fucking genious.

[Chrisisiced]

Studies show that is actually causes an increase in energy use age in many areas...so whatever (if any) energy usage declines do occur, they are negated by the extra usage.

It is known that it interferes with your natural sleep cycle. Doctors say you get used to it after 2-3 days...THAT IS 2-3 DAYS OF EXTRA GROGGINESS!


If you want more sunlight after work...go to work earlier and leave earlier...who wants to go play soccer, climg a hill, or do any long term outdoorsy stuff right after work any way...I'm to damn tired.

Ok what studies show this buddy? Im very interested to see these "studies" because i know you're wrong....

And secondly I love to play basketball and football right after work when its still light out

[C91BLX7]

Ok what studies show this buddy? Im very interested to see these "studies" because i know you're wrong....

And secondly I love to play basketball and football right after work when its still light out

Indeed.

[ExplodingCake]

TP for my bunghole?

[Bandoni]

whats daylight savings? arizona ftmfw!!!

[Ilikebigbutts]

wow

fail

[ACC0RD22]

"First of all, Daylight Savings time was created for farmers, and theres only 4 of them left so I dont think they warrant half the calendar year. I say keep it 50/50, but instead of 1 hour forward, ready? READY? FIVE hours forward. Suck it. By the way, if you ever have a job where you have to give speeches in front of people, pepper in the phrase suck it, very empowering. Just be like 'As you can see from our powerpoint presentation, suck it, th-.' And your clients will be like 'Did he, did he, did he say Suck it? Oh, I like this guy, hes a go-getter.' Ok, I say change it from 1 hour, five hours forward, because people with 9-5 jobs, youve gotten so selfish and complacent with the daylight, you get it all the time. People that work at night, 1/3 of this country, according to a survey i made up for this joke, we get robbed, 1/2 the year, 5 hours forward. Means the sun's rising at noon. Means that i dont feel like such a piece of shit every morning when I wake up. 'Wow, the sun's just now coming up? I might mail a letter and get groceries today. Time for me to turn this life around. Starting tomorrow. Because today, theres a Laguna Beach Marathon on MTV, and Im gonna get caught up on Season 3 trying to figure out why theyre so fucking ugly this year.' AND, that jokes not even over. Are you kidding me? And, sexually transmitted diseases would drop off completely. *crickets* Oh, Ill feed you baby birds. Do you think Id leave you with a cliffhanger, thats not my style. 5 hours forward, you think about it. That means the suns setting at 2 in the morning. Guys, youre at a bar, pumping drinks into some girl, you get to bring her outside in the day light. Yeah, you get to be like 'Hm, uh nooooooo. nuh uh. Seriously, I had a lovely time this evening, but I will see your ass back in standard time where you belong.' And shes like 'Oh, youll be back, they always come back for my coochie in the dark. *Pterodactyl Scream*' And you will be like 'Thank you Daniel, and your new daylight savings time. You kept me from having sex with a Pterodactyl.' And you dont want to sleep with a Pterodactyl, not at your place, they have a 14 foot wing span minimum. Theyre knocking everything off your counters. Then you HAVE to go to Target, your on a budget, that place gets expensive. You go in there for 2 things, see the frames. Who can pass up brushed silver? 'I say we change all our socket covers, not just the bathroom.' AH, you see that guy? ONE GUY. I kept going until 1 person was like 'HOLY SHIT that joke had everything. Oh my goodness, mind if I recap? It had sex, there was Pterodactyls, the knicknacks and Target, and I was just telling you we should change our socket covers. This guy's more of a prophet, less a comedian.' Youre welcome. You are welcome sir."

-Daniel Tosh.

Best comic, ever.

[C91BLX7]

I love Daniel Tosh

[eriemoto.]

more daylight ftw. i wouldn't mind having it stay more light out, rather then have it get dark at 4:30...