I lol'd.

[foamypirate]

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Haha...

[BadgerType]

i believe tht is a mitch hedberg joke

[foamypirate]

You are 100% correct.

[OnBBS17s]

Its too bad he passed away

[fatboy1185]

drug overdose wasnt it?

[OnBBS17s]

yup http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

[BadgerType]

had so much potential, but the drugs made his jokes tht much better

[JoshM]

I can sit all day and watch YouTube vids of Mitch. He was so damn funny.

[Pandemic]

"I had an ant farm... man... them fellas didnt grow shit! I was like " come on man, how about some carrots or something!" Plus, if I ripped your arms off, you would look like snow men.

[BadgerType]

"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."

[Pandemic]

I was at the park. I noticed a kid flying a kite... he was so excited! I dont know why... that's what it's supposed to do. I would be impressed if he were flying a chair... man... he'd have to run like a mother fucker.

[Ilikebigbutts]

i remember when he died and i watched his stand up special...I remeber that joke.he deffinatly left an impression on me cause he was so different.Very funny dude...

[MikeW]

Cant say ive ever heard of him, but man, he sounds like he was a funny guy!

[Pandemic]

I miss that dude. I listen to him, brian regan, and louis black on my trips to Toronto.

Tell you what though, Kat Williams is another dude who I have to start listening to :P