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    what an asshat...

    so on halloween i work at a friends haunted house and act as one of the characters to scare people. it is working much better than last year's, scaring ppl out of the house and stuff.

    at the beginning of the tour, we specifically say no hitting and no kicking.
    so, only a couple times i have gotten hit so far, no bigge (one gurl even hit me in the face when i scared her, lol)
    this big fat guy comes along and gets scared pretty well in the room ahead so he is really looking at who's real or not. he walks furthur and looks at me...he grabs me by the mask and shoves me thru the garage door (that was open, so it was about 2-3ft backwards) and moves on.

    At this point, im like "wtf" and take off my mask, i tell my buddy and we walk outside. he then proceeds to go back in again, i pull out my expandable baton and follow him into the house again.

    about 15ft into the house, he says "watch this, this isnt real.." and hits the chracters as hard as he can.

    I say, "dont hit the stuff..."
    "why not"
    "dont do it..."
    "why not?"
    "you are not supposed to.."
    "why not?"
    "..."

    He says, "lets deal with this outside"and pushes me with his fat beer gut...

    so i think to myself, im gonna get my ass beat since i do not have enuf space to swing my baton AND he has a couple inches and about 100lbs on me... (and hes probably drunk off his ass)

    so i decide not to and tell everyone that works there, my friend is already standing at the exit and i point him out. (still with baton in hand)

    so that pretty much ruined my desire to work anymore and it was about 9pm so we leave to check out the other haunted house across the street. we see him come up and he is actually owners with this guy. he runs across the 4 lane street, jumps in front of a car and jumps into his chevy pickup along with his family.

    okay....hes driving drunk....with a family....and hes an asshat...

    whatever, i blow it off and my friend leaves and i wallk back to my car, thankfully no one fuked with it AND!!!! i see him park across the street from me...
    WTFF??? i take his license plate number and im deciding if i should teach him a lesson by breaking a few windows but...my sister tells me not to.

    so i drove on and threw a plastic bottle at it.

    im pretty angry right now.
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    asshat is a new word being used all the time in society today.
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      #3
      I absolutely LOVE the term asshat!


      You should've reported him to the cops... called in his plates when he was driving. With any luck, the cops would catch him. They would take no pity on a drunk driver with a family in the car!






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        #4
        well, the whole night wasnt that bad, scared hella ppl, saw some jailbait
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          #5
          What if he didnt make it home okay?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Maple50175
            What if he didnt make it home okay?
            good, cuz i dont give a shit about him. im gonna come to his funeral and kick his dead body.
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              #7
              Originally posted by SteveB
              And his family?
              well... if you're DUMB enough to get into a car with a drunk driver... you're basically signing your own death wish.

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                #8
                I would have called the cops on that stupid shit, that is not cool.
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                  #9
                  Fuck the cops. I got one of those baton things too. It's the 'wrath', or the 'stick'. That shit is awesome should've struck him with it. Said he was trespassing and he assaulted you.
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                    #10
                    asshat = t3h new hAwtness?
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                      #11
                      Tumbs up to ASSHAT

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                        #12
                        I woulda knocked some sense into him, he probably wouldnt've realized what happened anyways.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SteveB
                          Actually, I was thinking of his children, genius.
                          quit the sarcastic attitude man

                          there's no way for me to know what you really mean.. you said family. family could be anyone including kids.

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                            #14
                            I worked at a haunted house before ... It's pretty fun sometimes. I had people try to mess with me before too. Where I was at I hung down from the ceiling in front of people to scare them. I had a mask and a couple crazy puppet things on my hands ... So one time this person grabbed at my mask so I smacked them in the face with my lil puppet thing then went off back into the ceiling ... The End.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fearit22
                              I worked at a haunted house before ... It's pretty fun sometimes. I had people try to mess with me before too. Where I was at I hung down from the ceiling in front of people to scare them. I had a mask and a couple crazy puppet things on my hands ... So one time this person grabbed at my mask so I smacked them in the face with my lil puppet thing then went off back into the ceiling ... The End.
                              HAHAHA, you hella disappeared...

                              anyways, i would have kicked his dead body not his family's. i can probably get his address and vandalize his shit and see if he likes that...

                              problem is, is that if i would have struck him int he head, it would most likly crack his skull and the batons are illegal in california.

                              so i would be charged with assault w/ a deadly weapon, a ILELGAL one at that...

                              my friend and i could bum rush him though, used my plastic knuckles on that fat asshat..

                              im over it though, no worries
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