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    you fart on the bus

    your on the bus when you suddenly realize… you need to fart.

    The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a

    couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

    As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and

    that’s when you remember: you’ve been listening to your ipod.

    #2
    hahahah, Priceless.
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      #3
      HA HA! Good stuff.... WOW!
      Been a long time. Still alive...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Gotz Cb7 View Post
        hahahah, Priceless.
        your sig is priceless man. lmao

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          #5
          Hey, if you can fart in rhythm, they should be looking at you in admiration, not disgust!






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            #6
            I was gonna say...loud music? What kind of bus is this?

            And "after a couple of songs"?!? I dont know that ive ever had to fart THAT much at one time.


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              #7
              Dude, I've been farting since I read this thread.



              I think it's time to send a long boat down the turtle tube, though...






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                #8
                Originally posted by deevergote. View Post
                Hey, if you can fart in rhythm, they should be looking at you in admiration, not disgust!
                lmao. iwould be looking is both ways. awesome that he can do that and disgusted that he did it and i have to sit in there with the smell.

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                  #9
                  haha wow...thatd be funny


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                    #10
                    When is farting not funny? I am sooo juvenile.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by greencb7inkc View Post
                      I was gonna say...loud music? What kind of bus is this?

                      And "after a couple of songs"?!? I dont know that ive ever had to fart THAT much at one time.
                      those are both the thoughts that passed through my head, i was like, "wtf, buses dont have music.. imma guess he had headphones in"
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                        #12
                        the only place i know that got loud music in their buses is the caribbean....funny nonetheless
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shadow1 View Post
                          your sig is priceless man. lmao
                          Yea, poor guy. Wish the girlfriend tried to somewhat silence her ass, or go somewhere else and blow it. She just does it, and asks me "what"?. She has headphones on when she does it too, on the computer, so maybe she thinks I can't hear it?
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