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[drockab]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fancy a poke?
You: umm hi
You: wtf
Stranger: lol hey
You: lmao
Stranger: hows it going?
You: how are you
You: its gone
You: where are you from?
Stranger: ah damn it, been chasing it for ages...
Stranger: im good thanks, you?
Stranger: england, how about you?
You: us
You: im ok
You: new york
Stranger: cool, Cheshire, if you know it
Stranger: near Manchester
You: I ACCIDENTALLY A FLESHLIGHT! THE WHOLE THING!
Stranger: i think theirs a few words missing there
You: the whole thing
You: accidentally
Stranger: you accidently ..........??? did what?
You: the fleshlight
You: the whole did
You: accidentally
You: =(
Stranger: yes, what about the fleshlight? what did you do to it? :S
Stranger: that you werent lol
Stranger: supposed to*
You: the whole thing
You: i think i broke it
Stranger: oopsie
You: accidentally
You: aww man
Stranger: sucks
You: i know
You: do you have a fleshlight?
Stranger: nope cant say i do

[King James]

You: hello
Stranger: hi!
You: I had a headache earlier
You: and i took these pills that i thought were tylenol
Stranger: gone?
You: but they werent
You: my testicles grew to three times their normal size
You: and now they hurt kinda
You: but not too bad
Stranger: sexy
You: i let my dog lick them a little bit and that eased the pain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JoshM]

What the hell is all this " I accidently a Fleshlight" shit? Am I missing?

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=...fr=yfp-t-101-s

[MikeW]

I just had a long one, but it was awesome, so....yeah. Deal with it.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: nm u?
You: Pimping My Ride
You: trying to see how long i can make a convo here last
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so what if i disconnected
You: my record so far is 17 seconds
Stranger: right now
Stranger: congrats
You: thatd be a shame
Stranger: yep
Stranger: ud lose
Stranger: and that would be sad
You: do me a solid?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: depends
You: whatre friends for, right
Stranger: i dont know u
Stranger: u are "stranger"
Stranger: I am "me"
You: no, im a You
Stranger: well..."you"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no thats ME
You: youre a stranger
Stranger: no
Stranger: im me
You: then who am i
Stranger: u are you
Stranger: aka
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: durr
You: what exactly is an unknown person?
You: surely someone is known to someone
Stranger: im not sure...must be like the unknown soldier
Stranger: what is nothing?
Stranger: is nothing something?
You: touche
Stranger: lol
Stranger: merci
Stranger: well u gotta keep this going to break ur record
You: francais?
Stranger: oui
You: no hablo francais
Stranger: je ne parle pas espagnol
Stranger: lol
You: again, touche
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thanks
You: i know russian too
Stranger: wow
Stranger: impressive resume
You: i know the one phrase i need
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh gawd
Stranger: dare i ask>?
You: "i dont speak russian."
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok not what i thought
Stranger: *phew*
Stranger: how old r u?
You: dare i ask what you thought i knew?
Stranger: u know so many languages
You: lets say im 24
Stranger: lol well it depends...r u rly 24? cuz if not i dont wanna upset ur virgin young ears by saying what i thought u kenw
Stranger: *knew
Stranger: at least 18
Stranger: otherwise i feel like a pedophile
You: hey, pedo bear is my friend
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: you cant take him
You: well im beyond 23 and not yet 25
Stranger: lol
You: so ive decided to go with 24
Stranger: hahaha thats a good estimate
Stranger: m or f?
You: i imagine i find 25 in about 8 months
Stranger: lol
You: let me check....
Stranger: very specific
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: *dies*
You: thatd be m
Stranger: lol u sure?
Stranger: be certain now
You: hang on....
Stranger: hahahaha
You: yep
Stranger: ok just checking
You: im pretty sure that is what it is
Stranger: well u never know nowadays
You: thats 3
You: touche
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i win
You: ok let me check again
Stranger: tic tac toe
Stranger: haha
You: yep, still a dood
Stranger: haha
Stranger: great to hear
You: no bewbies here
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and the convo turns creepy
You: not if you dont make it
Stranger: oh im a creeper allright
Stranger: brb in a sec
You: NOW it turns creepy
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: there used to bewbies here
You: like 8 months ago
Stranger: rly?
Stranger: weird
Stranger: hmmm
You: but their boots were made for walking
Stranger: haha
You: and thats just what they did
Stranger: one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You: well..more like walked away from me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: very true...u earn a touche
You: yay me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: with a comment like that...
Stranger: perhaps i should be questioning orientation over actual sex
You: although, they havent been here, i have seen them, so i dunno if that counts
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kk
Stranger: ill count it
You: "orientation over actual sex"?
You: not sure are ya?
Stranger: like ur sexual orientation
Stranger: over gender
Stranger: u said "yay me"
Stranger: nvm...comment escapes
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: i forgive u
You: you can feel the excitement, right?
Stranger: i can feel it coming in the air tonight
You: ......damn
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so have we gone over asl? i know ur 24ish...give or take 2 yrs
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u from the us?
Stranger: slash other places
Stranger: in this earthy place
You: yeah, im somewhere between 23 and 25
Stranger: so uve said haha
You: spelling the "slash"
You: *highfive*
Stranger: lol *high fives back*
Stranger: *looks like a tool*
Stranger: but is ok
Stranger: with that
You: yeah...
You: its ok, im bringin it back
Stranger: eh w/e
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sexy?
You: i try to be
You: wait, what
Stranger: no i mean r u bringing sexy back haha
Stranger: but ok
You: no
You: high fiving
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: someone needs to
You: they did
Stranger: right now
Stranger: obv
You: like 3 years ago
Stranger: lol
You: oh ok
Stranger: rly?
You: rly
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i was unaware

[MikeW]

Continued.....

You: srsly
Stranger: thats amazing
Stranger: im in awe
You: so you're in awesomeness
Stranger: lol exactly...i AM awesomeness actually
You: actually
You: without me, its just aweso
Stranger: lol hahahah corny
Stranger: but i liked it anyway...i shall use on unsuspecting ppl
You: talk about unsuspecting ppl...
Stranger: there was once this unsuspecting person...
You: next time you socially interact with a male friend or co-worker...
Stranger: *listens*
You: ask them if they remember their first blowjob
Stranger: y?
You: then after the usual exciting "oh yeah!"
You: ask them how it tasted
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmfao
You: if they dont remember the first, ask if they remember the last
You: still works
You: well, unless theyre ***
Stranger: lol true
You: then you might get TMI
Stranger: yeah...which is not ok
You: well, just not from your closest *** guiy
Stranger: lol
You: unless youre cool like that
Stranger: eh not that cool...im not a fan of pda and not a fan of hearing about it either
You: pda period or just the major stuff?
Stranger: i mean im just not a huge fan of any. kiss, w/e is fine but sometimes it gets way too intense
Stranger: then its like...
Stranger: y?
You: "keep it at home" ?
Stranger: yeah
You: i got ya
Stranger: personal preference
You: cuz i was gonna say...holding hands is cool
Stranger: could be my relationship status speaking tho lol
Stranger: yeha
You: my relationship status doesnt speak
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: well ur obv not that cool then
You: exactly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh stranger, u slay me
You: i used to be in like flynt, then BAM
You: out like acid-wash jeans
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats such a sad story
You: but a short one
You: oh my woes
Stranger: yes and thats the best
Stranger: lol
Stranger: poor u
You: story of my life
Stranger: how do u manage to survive?
Stranger: it is
You: short and pointless
Stranger: mine too unfort
Stranger: ur life is short? but not over yet
You: touche
Stranger: lol im just a touche genius tonight
You: ive yet but a long time ahead
Stranger: thats good to hear
Stranger: couldn't rid the world of stranger yet
Stranger: too cruel
You: though these passed times have been long and memorable, for their exit is but difficult
Stranger: quoting late at night
Stranger: ambitious
You: truth in advertising
You: ye not aware of what ye owns, til it hath gone away
Stranger: lol i feel like u should get a medal for this
You: i feel sorry for the guy who coined that phrase
Stranger: lol
You: "you dont what you have til its gone"
You: he mustve been lonely
Stranger: yes that is very sad
Stranger: and depressing
You: lets not go there
Stranger: and makes me upset...thanks so much, RS
You: story of my life again
You: hm
Stranger: this is past 17 sec tho
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: i commend u
You: *commended*
Stranger: past tense?
You: uh....
You: *commend*
You: ?
Stranger: like present tense
Stranger: nvm
You: i was commended
Stranger: past
Stranger: i am commending you
Stranger: i commend you
You: so just then i was commended
Stranger: idk i suck at grammar so isk
Stranger: yes
You: im a fan of punctuation
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi?
You: your, you're
Stranger: ugh that annoys me
Stranger: when ppl get it wrong
You: not only the ' but the definition
Stranger: or there, their, they're
Stranger: yes
Stranger: your does not = you are
You: exactly
Stranger: alas
Stranger: our lives
Stranger: so sad
You: its kinda like slow ppl pulling out in front of you....if it wouldnt mean game over, id smash them with my car
Stranger: lol hahahaha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that is annoying as well
You: im installing a giant fist with boxing glove, attached via scissor spring
Stranger: omfg i want that!
You: i punch a giant red button and KABLaMO
Stranger: hahaha im so jealous
You: no more shithead
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: u're now my new bff
You: lol
You: that seems too unrealistic though
You: however
Stranger: yeah...how would u retract it?
You: cattleguard, does not
You: switch
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well
You: east coast i take it?
Stranger: im in a lib right now and its closing so i have to get going
Stranger: yes, y?
You: lateness
Stranger: ah
Stranger: yes
You: yahoo?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: dont have
You: msn, aim, etc?
Stranger: aim
You: whats with everyone and AIM
Stranger: but i might not be able to get on
Stranger: lol
Stranger: idk
Stranger: we like it
You: well, adding's a start
Stranger: ppl in europe love msn
Stranger: true
You: not the ones i know...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive been asked multiple times
Stranger: its weird
Stranger: i dont have msn either
You: eurpeans
Stranger: but w/e
You: nuff said
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: true
Stranger: u have aim?
You: well add me, hit me up, whatev
You: biggreenaccord
You: i forget if its hotmail or msn
You: prob hotmail
Stranger: hmmm
You: yeah its hotmail lol
Stranger: u have a big green accord i take it>?
Stranger: just a guess
You: not hotmail
You: im an idiot
Stranger: lol
You: yes i do
You: aim or aol or whatever
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alright
You: i just know its biggreenaccord
Stranger: kk
Stranger: sounds like a plan
You: stan
You: indeed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tan
Stranger: dan
Stranger: ran
Stranger: etc
You: dan's dad danced bad
Stranger: lol yes he did
Stranger: it was horrific
You: dance bad dan's dad, dance
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: well im out
You: thanks for the laughs
Stranger: lol u too
You: hit me up fo sho
Stranger: kk
Stranger: bye
You: bye

I made a new friend.

[King James]

I dunno if Id give people any information about me on that thing

[AbsurdNY]

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=...fr=yfp-t-101-s

Hmm weird

[cvc7chris]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hey, cutler's getting traded!
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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Stranger: i lost?
You: ya
Stranger: awesome dude
Stranger: want to play again?
Stranger: ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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Stranger: i win =)
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: again?
Stranger: ___|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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Stranger: you lost the game
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: ()=========>
Stranger: wow actual size?
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
You: oh yeah
Stranger: no balls too?
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: neutered
Stranger: whoah..
Stranger: that must've hurt brah
You: it did
You: cried my balls off..
Stranger: one time...
You: literally
Stranger: my gf tried cutting of my dick
You: shit u serious?
Stranger: yea.. I just slapped dat hoe in the face with my 6 inch
You: lol 6 inch..hard? lol
Stranger: yep
Stranger: impressed?
You: i call it mushroom stamp
You: =]
Stranger: mushroom sta.... ohh hahaha
You: lol...oh yeah
You: i'm asian so i got a 3 inch weiner =]
Stranger: yea i gave her a couple stamps
You: lol
Stranger: haha me too
Stranger: except I'm half
Stranger: so I would have a nine inch
Stranger: so what's your take on the current economic situation in the u.s.?
You: i have no job.
You: so it's ***..
You: i buy and sell stuff..
Stranger: wow, that sucks..
Stranger: on ebay?
You: heroine, crack
You: =]
Stranger: ohhh
You: bazocas
You: lol jk
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: lol..
You: fbi
You: FBI
You: weird.
You: i wish ihad crack and hero
You: i'd make so mcu hmoney
Stranger: DEA
Stranger: ....nope
You: lol
Stranger: I hate drugs dude
You: do u..
Stranger: they make me feel all weird afterwards
You: what u done?
You: i've only done weed..
Stranger: just basic shit
Stranger: yea like weed
Stranger: hookah
You: cool
You: weeds okay...
You: but i can't smoke more than 2 or 3 time a week
You: at least once a month for me
Stranger: why
You: idk..
You: usually when i smoke i wanna fuck for hours..
Stranger: yeaa that's another downside
You: works out
You: lol yeah
Stranger: let's make a pact
You: what
Stranger: neither of us does drugs until june
You: lol
You: i was drug fee from oct 08 till this month
Stranger: oh you're very good
You: and i needed a toke
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so let it be known...
Stranger: on this day...
Stranger: stranger and you shall not do drugs until june....
You: lol
You: how old r u anyways
Stranger: how would you know if I told the truth or not?
You: karma gonna fuck u up..
You: i'm 18 btw..
You: male of course from boring ass va
Stranger: karma? that's good enough..
You: lol
Stranger: 18/same/malibu
Stranger: virginia not that boring dude
You: malibu ca?
You: it's okay
Stranger: yea ca
You: u been in va?
Stranger: no, but I've always wanted to
You: lets trade..
You: so boring even urban dictionary has something about it and abou WEED =]
You: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=roanoke%2C+va
You: copy and paste that
You: read 1 and 3
Stranger: wow dude you are in maryjane city
Stranger: roanoke invented smoking
You: lol
You: doubt it
Stranger: no seriously, american history... john smith and the early pilgrims started growing tobacco to sustain themselves in roanoke
Stranger: you don't remember the movie pocahontas?
You: yeai
You: i remember that..
You: in va i think
Stranger: yeaa
You: but mary jane was probably some sort of tobacco with gods piss
You: or something
Stranger: what? maryjane is slang for weed
Stranger: I don't kno if thats just here or not
You: yeah..
You: what other names for weed to u know?
Stranger: idk dude, there's hundreds
Stranger: just check urbandic
You: i know snoop dogg konws a few lol watch "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffiRHdKRv8"
Stranger: haha "that's stunt weed"
Stranger: nice chattin man, i gots to go
Stranger: remember, no drugs till june
You: lol i kno

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, Is this b?
You: by "b" u mean ballsack...cause thats what the bitches know me as
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: HOWS IT GOIN
You: smokin some meth i feel greatttt
You: u?
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: ur automatically cool
Stranger: i just smoked a blunt
You: lol
Stranger: im feeling niiice
You: thats whats up
Stranger: woord
Stranger: smokes some silver haze
Stranger: smoked*
You: i smoked some dogshit laced with some corn
You have disconnected.

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

Lmao I Love Doing This Shit Its So Fun To Fuck With Ppl

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: you lie
You: i wanna marry u
Stranger: yeah right
You: ive loved u ever since i connected to this room
Stranger: tell me more!
Stranger: lol
You: i wanna grow old and have 9 kids with u
Stranger: okay that's just about enough.
You: that means we gonna fuck
You: a lot!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: in your dreams
You: oh yes and that dream will become reality
You: just watch
Stranger: not today honey
You: wanna bet
Stranger: what do you call a bear with no teeth?
You: a fucked up son of a bitch
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[1990accordex-r]

Stranger: b9?
You: b8?
Stranger: b10?
You: Bingo
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: liar
You: Yes
You: Line
You: win
Stranger: You yanking my figurative chain?
You: No your chain is plastic
You: It'll break.
Stranger: leash style?
Stranger: kinky
You: Kirby
Stranger: mario


2.


Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: is this xchipxsem?
You: Yeah man
You: Sup
Stranger: sir
You: Maam
Stranger: wrong
You: Bong

3.

You: Haro
Stranger: Chicago?
You: China?

[1990accordex-r]

You: hi
You: I have problem
Stranger: did u steal my fucking dog!
You: I just fleshlight
Stranger: cb7tuner
Stranger: ?
You: YEAH
Stranger: lmao
You: LOL
Stranger: me too
You: 1990accordex-r
You: AHHAHAHA
Stranger: acc0rd adicti0n
You: Sweet.
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: wow
You: Finally.
Stranger: thats so funny i was just readin your last post
You: im posting thos.
You: thos
You: this
You: lawl
Stranger: its so funny fucking with ppl
You: Yeah
You: kk im positng this

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I have problem
You: did u steal my fucking dog!
Stranger: I just fleshlight
You: cb7tuner
You: ?
Stranger: YEAH
You: lmao
Stranger: LOL
You: me too
Stranger: 1990accordex-r
Stranger: AHHAHAHA
You: acc0rd adicti0n
Stranger: Sweet.
You: lmfao
You: wow
Stranger: Finally.
You: thats so funny i was just readin your last post
Stranger: im posting thos.
Stranger: thos
Stranger: this
Stranger: lawl
You: its so funny fucking with ppl
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: kk im positng this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: was it you
Stranger: who?
Stranger: what?
You: are u the wise guy that stole my goddamn dog!!!
Stranger: YES I FUCKING AM
Stranger: and let me tell you, that dog was fucking delicious
You: WELL THATS NOT NICE SIR
Stranger: best chinesse i've ever eaten!!
You: I WOULD APPRECIATE IF I GOT HIM BACK
You: and not in shit form either
You: bark bark form
Stranger: how the hell
Stranger: am i supposed to do that?!
You: i miss that little rascal runnin around humpin the shit out of my leg
Stranger: he humped the boiling oil until he died
Stranger: he died happily
You: awww poor thundercougarfalconbird
You: that was his name
Stranger: so dont grieve him no more
You: he was a little fucker
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: what the fuck kind of name is that?
You: a good fucking name!
Stranger: true
You: what kind of name is your name?
You: stranger
Stranger: well
Stranger: its
Stranger: a strange name
Stranger: so what
You: indeed it is
You: i gotta problem
Stranger: what is it?
You: i fleshlight
Stranger: you fleshlight? wtf is that supposed to mean?
You: and then i fell and stubbed my dick
You: it aint no fun
Stranger: wow
Stranger: unnice
Stranger: totally harsh
You: no shit
You: it hurts
You: like a bitch that i did last night
You: wanna make cookies and mail em to me
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: a blonde or something?
You: i want cookies
You: and meth
You: mmmm meth
You: i orgasm over meth
Stranger: fucking awesome!!
You: i have a tight pussy
Stranger: i thought you hurt your dick?
You: and it doesnt smell like fish
Stranger: cool
You: *april fools*
Stranger: ooohhh good one
You: it reeks of death
Stranger: so you a chick?
You: yes
You: a skinny one
You: april fools
Stranger: i guess nice...
You: im a big ol fatass bitch
Stranger: dude
You: 2 tons of fun
Stranger: you are just supposed
You: big mamma jamma
Stranger: to make like
Stranger: 1 joke to 1 person
You: imma big fat bitch from alabama
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: you hot?
You: u like fat bitches
You: ?
Stranger: do you?
You: i am a fat bitch...hell no i like japaneese cock
Stranger: baawwww
Stranger: wapanesess have small thingys
You: and strictly japaneese
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