Tell me whats wrong here....

[Shag Wagon]

http://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/1256967968.html


I havent laughed that hard since I was a little girl.....

[JoshM]

Here is a 1995 Honda Accord. It is a 5-speed 4 cylinder car that has had A LOT of motor work done to it. The only thing on the motor of this car that is stock is the block. The head, pistons, valves, cams, EVERYTHING else has been upgraded. The car was originally a SOHC motor, but is now a DOHC out of an Acura. It has forged racing pistons, and racing cams. The car is FAST! It has a big turbo with a huge front mount intercooler on it. All work was professionally done, and it shows in the performance of this car, you will not be disappointed. This car is the perfect sleeper, as it looks like a typical four door family car, and it looks stock. It has been lowered so it will handle better. The interior is grey, and is very clean and in great shape. The outside is primer black right now, but it was done right, and most people can't tell it's primer. Now for the bad, this car needs a head gasket. It is blown, but it did bust into a water jacket so there is no water in the oil. It has not hurt the motor, and you can hear it run, just puffs white smoke, but not even a lot. I haven't fixed it yet because time is not on my side anymore, but once I get some spare time I may fix it. Please don't low ball me on this, the car still values at well over $5000.00 stock so I am looking for something around that, would also be interested in trading. I like most any cars so shoot me some offers all I can do is say no. I am interested in other fast cars (prefer domestic rear wheel drive), big cars with big rims, or trucks with adjustable suspension. Just try me. Thanks for looking. By the way, the pic of the car is before the body work and primer was done.

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[Shag Wagon]

You didnt tell me what was wrong!!!!!!

[mndude07]

A stock block with racing pistons?

[Shag Wagon]

I should ask him if it has good VTEC fluid.

[cp[mike]]

an F22 with an H23 headswap?

i dont see the problem here?

[JaK FRoSTWhiTE]

DOHC out of an Acura? He thinks is an LS.

[Shag Wagon]

It has an Acura motor in it. I dont know of a big block Acura motor that was dual cam. Only ones I know of are B-series. The guy is very confused obviously.

[2.2litrebeater]

he thinks his 15 year old accord is worth "$5000 stock"?

[tunerman]

Even with the horrible setup, it would still smoke the majority of our cars.

[lowandslow]

are you fucking serious?that dude is a goober

[ibr_adam09]

i see some... flukes in the message, but nothing worthy to "laugh so hard about "

[mj213]

are you fucking serious?that dude is a goober

Yes. A fucking goober. A shit eating dumdum. An asshole fuckstick poopy butt.

Haha.

[tunerman]

Yes. A fucking goober. A shit eating dumdum. An asshole fuckstick poopy butt.

Haha.

Ahem, refrain from such language or bans will be implemented.

[mozzandherb]

Even with the horrible setup, it would still smoke the majority of our cars.

maybe...but not without a h/g