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    i was doing homework and had a lip in. I was rocking in my chair and fell back and swallowed it and now feel like shit

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    #2
    tobacco = diarrhea
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      #3
      chewing

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        #4
        I hope you puke your brains out. haha jk

        I paid a retarded redneck 5 bones to swallow a whole pinch of toebakky and he turned whiter than the box I am typing in and puked EVERYWHERE for 30 minutes and later that day he shit himself. I bet he wont do that again.

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          #5
          sounds like ppl frm my school last year

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            #6
            First time I tried Skoal bandits (cherry flavored) I had a sneezing fit and ended up swallowing involuntarily several times. Needless to say, I puked it back out (about ten times over) within minutes.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bcozzi71 View Post
              i was doing homework and had a lip in. I was rocking in my chair and fell back and swallowed it and now feel like shit

              FML

              I'm not sure I follow what you are trying to say, you had a "lip" in?? Did you mean "dip"? haha, and yes, fyl!! that sucks

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                #8
                I remember dippin on the way to school sometimes. It was 30 minutes to where my auto body class was. I remember thinking, HOW can this be legal... It was hard to shift lol
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                  #9
                  haha it is hard to funtion if you get a good pinch lol


                  and least around here if your are dipping we call it........having a lip in.

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                    #10
                    a buddy of mine developed a tolerance to swallowing dip in boot camp, if the drill sargent suspected someone was dipping he would just stand there with his face an inch from theirs until the recruit in question swallowed said dip.

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                      #11
                      You're a dumbass, Brian.
                      You gotta get some of that Snus shit.






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                        #12
                        Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                        You're a dumbass, Brian.
                        You gotta get some of that Snus shit.
                        hahah ask juan about these chairs they suck! They are pretend rocking chairs!

                        snus! lol my grandmom does snus..... not really but she would if she dipped lol

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                          #13
                          I just looked it up on Wikipedia. I've only known it as the new Camel product. I didn't realize that it has been around for a long time, and is basically a varient of snuff. Interesting.
                          It also says that the carcinogens in Nordic Snus are considerably lower than other tobacco products.






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                            #14
                            Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                            I just looked it up on Wikipedia. I've only known it as the new Camel product. I didn't realize that it has been around for a long time, and is basically a varient of snuff. Interesting.
                            It also says that the carcinogens in Nordic Snus are considerably lower than other tobacco products.
                            Marlboro makes Snus now too.



                            Camel stuff has gotta be better though. It is stored in a fridge.

                            needless to say, the Snus that Camel and Marlboro make is FAR from that of the original Snus (more widely used in European countries).

                            New Snus is simply pouches of dry tobacco they suggest you put in your upper lip, which reduces the amount of saliva it creates.

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                              #15
                              when it comes to chew...women spit...men swallow

                              wait that's not right...

                              men spit...women swallow.

                              wait that's not right either...
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