Psycho ex

[nine_deuce]

Or, the next time you see your psycho ex. Walk up to her, act like you're going to caress her face, take your thumbs and push her eyes deep into their sockets. The deeper the better.

Or, take an ice pick, stab her in the neck with it, you'll get extra points if you can penetrate her tongue, then move the ice pick around, make her tongue move.

[hondamanf22]

take back to your place and put her doggy and bang her then tell her how much better you other ex was and hold on for dear life and donkey punch her in the head or,just finish and nut on her chest and punch her nose and give her a jelly doughnut(rub her blood in a circular motion) or....

stick a habanero in her vag and put crabs in her eyebrows and drop kick her.

[apuforyou]

Deev's had me rolling in this thread

[nine_deuce]

Since it's baseball season, give her the ole Boston Red Sock. Now there are a few different varieties of this. Here's mine.

Your doing a chick from behind, just drilling that pussy, pull out, stick it in her ass, once inside her ass, hit her in the sides, that will cause her butt hole to clinch, pull your dick out, pull out her anal lining, looking like a "red sock" do the "beat it up right" dance and bounce!

[Dark_Accord]

This comes to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKMRY5Rr9I
doooo ittttttt







BUT PLEASE FFS DONT FORGET TO POST N00DS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

[Julianachos]

don't let new girlfriends know old girlfiends. later.

Only bad part about Delaware: Everyone knows everybody.

[cvc7chris]

This comes to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKMRY5Rr9I
doooo ittttttt



BUT PLEASE FFS DONT FORGET TO POST N00DS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

lol at that video

just do the restraining order

[apuforyou]

I say give her a swift Falcon Punch to the baby maker!

[nine_deuce]

Nah, restraining orders take all the fun out of it. If you do that, then decide ya need to use her head as a punching bag, you'll get in trouble for going within 100 feet of her. And unless you've got really long arms, you're not hittin shit from 100 feet away.

[slammed4thgen]

dont do anything to her (except post spread eagle vag shots)

just be the better man, and walk the high road!

********but first be ridiculously immature and post her myspace, facebook, phone number and address*******

lmaozomfglulz noods.
please!!!!1
deev asked nicely, do it for him!
keep us updated

[Bcozzi71]

you could do what i did and take her back

[JDM_CB7_TX]

I say just ignore her bro!!

However some noodz would be the shit!

Myspace page so we could all send her shit so she leaves you alone.

Most importantly NOODZ!!!!!

Good luck with your issue though man...

Oh Yeah... NOODZ!!!!

[LeosCB7h22]

u people had me rolling

[MclovinRR]

heres what you do.... slip her a roofie invite your friends over to run a train on her... video tape it... make a cd and mail it to her parents with the title...daddies little girl... oh and make sure your buddies are black that will just set daddy off the wall and off of the empire state building... win

[Bullhorn7]

Well she isnt that old yet and shes kinda fat and ugly so no noodz I just dated her for her best friend.. which I never got to meet cause she was stalking me.