I saw this and almost died laughing!

[quakerjoe]

Symptoms of death
Signs of death, or strong indications that a person is no longer alive are:

Ceasing respiration, the body no longer metabolises
Pallor mortis, paleness which happens almost instantaneously (in the 15–120 minutes after the death)
Livor mortis, a settling of the blood in the lower (dependent) portion of the body
Algor mortis, the reduction in body temperature following death. This is generally a steady decline until matching ambient temperature
Rigor mortis, the limbs of the corpse become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate
Decomposition, the reduction into simpler forms of matter

Thank you, Wikipedia! Wiki FTMFW

[deevergote]

Man... I suffer from all but the first and last every morning! I think I'm half dead!

[MikeW]

Thats funny.

[deevergote]

Jeff Foxworthy needs to steal this information... "You might be dead if..."

He'd make more millions.





The funny thing is that it's all 100% fact, and not intended to be funny. It's just so obvious that it's entertaining.

[C91BLX7]

Hmm, I think I dont have death.

[quakerjoe]

Jeff Foxworthy needs to steal this information... "You might be dead if..."

He'd make more millions.





The funny thing is that it's all 100% fact, and not intended to be funny. It's just so obvious that it's entertaining.

I saw it and I quote, "Symptoms of death? No Shit! That shit is funny as hell!" Then I was picturing some dumb person sitting there at their computer checking themself for each symptom. Kind of like a breast exam!

^^^^^

Hmm, I think I dont have death.

Exactly my point! hahahha

[texasvtak]

404

[mj213]

I may be suffering from a mild case.

[skilzz]

rigor mortis is srs shit