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    Hell In A Handbag

    Clerk: “That will be 17.50, please.”

    Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?”

    Clerk: “Why do you ask?”

    Customer: “Are you?”

    Clerk: “Well, no. Why do you want to know?”

    Customer: “Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please.”

    Manager: “Good morning ma’am, I hear you’ve been having a problem with the clerk?”

    Customer: “Oh, she didn’t make any trouble, it’s just that I don’t want my money to be handled by someone not of the faith. You should be careful, she’ll probably nick from the till when you’re not looking.”

    Manager: “You’re right, ma’am, I shall definitely have to reprimand her.”

    Clerk: *surprised* “What for?”

    Manager: “For failing to notice that the lady was not planning on paying for the three Mars bars and the map of Europe she must have put in her bag while you were fetching me.”

    (The customer freezes for a second, then looks at her bag.)

    Customer: “Good heavens! I must’ve been so distracted I didn’t even notice the devil putting them there!”


    Originally posted by deevergote
    "rice" is opinion. Personally, I don't care what other people have on their cars, and I put what I like on my own. I wouldn't put what I consider "rice" on my own car, but I don't particularly care what others think of it.

    #2
    I want a Mars bar.






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      #3
      Nice.

      Damn Christians....


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      Originally posted by Jarrett
      Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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        #4
        Isn't the Mars bars the same company that makes the Snickers bars also ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by ibr_adam09 View Post
          Isn't the Mars bars the same company that makes the Snickers bars also ?
          They make a bunch of shiz:
          http://www.mars.com/global/Global+brands.htm



          My dad lives near the M&M Mars plant. He gets to smell chocolate every morning with his cup of coffee. lol

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            #6
            3 posts to go from Christian joke to Candy.....



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            Originally posted by Jarrett
            Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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              #7
              Originally posted by JoshM View Post
              They make a bunch of shiz:
              http://www.mars.com/global/Global+brands.htm



              My dad lives near the M&M Mars plant. He gets to smell chocolate every morning with his cup of coffee. lol
              i used to live near a chocolate factory too. it did not smell like chocolate at all. it was like moldy old cheese, everyday

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                #8
                Originally posted by greencb7inkc View Post
                3 posts to go from Christian joke to Candy.....

                1 actually, deev said he wanted a candy bar, he was the first to reply,lol

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                  #9
                  Well....maybe.

                  Let me rephrase that; 3 posts to go from the topic of Christians and candy to a topic of who makes candy, lol.


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                  Originally posted by Jarrett
                  Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by JoshM View Post
                    They make a bunch of shiz:
                    http://www.mars.com/global/Global+brands.htm



                    My dad lives near the M&M Mars plant. He gets to smell chocolate every morning with his cup of coffee. lol
                    I can't find Mars bars anywhere around here!

                    But there's a Mars/M&M plant up in one of the areas that I work in... I love driving past there.



                    And it's not so much a Christian joke... it's not really much of a joke at all, honestly. It's an effective tactic for a thief. Religion makes most people uncomfortable when confronted like that. A comment like that confused and intimidated the clerk, who suddenly wasn't thinking about watching for theft. People also assume that a preachy Christian wouldn't be a thief!






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                      #11
                      yea nobody gives a fuck about christianity.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by wed3k View Post
                        yea nobody gives a fuck about christianity.
                        I give a fuck...

                        mind if I share my testimony with you? No? Oh...well I'll shove it dow...I mean share it any way...

                        What's funny...in the "joke" that lady uses christianity in the same way as actual "christians" do...to get what they want.
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                          #14
                          Originally posted by fatboy1185 View Post
                          I don't get it.
                          the lady was shoving things up her vag to steal them
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                            #15
                            Originally posted by greencb7inkc View Post
                            Nice.

                            Damn Christians....
                            hey now...

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