Well, as I'm sure some, or most of you know, I'm now married. I don't know if many of you know me, but, I'm a little weird, a little odd, just a little left of center. I wanted my marriage proposal to be the same, something unique, something she'd remember, FOREVER. I don't think she'll forget this one.
Fast forward to the proposal...
After days, weeks of thought, talking to several family members, friends, a few random people, some people on forums, the ideas I'd gotten weren't quite what I was looking for, then one day it hit me. I have the PERFECT proposal idea.
I'll put the ring on my penis, lay in bed naked, talk her into giving me the GREATEST single gift a girl can give a guy, that's right, head. I get the ring box from the hiding spot, take the ring out, get naked, lay in bed under the covers and place the ring on my penis. My thought is "she'd place me in her mouth, feel the ring and get the hint" I get into position, with said ring where it needed to be, call her back into the bedroom, ask her for the deed, which she giggles and starts to decline, I resort to whining, it works. She climbs in bed under the covers with me, positions herself next to me and proceeds to "do the damn thing" once in her mouth, she notices the ring, asks what it is, she feels out the shape, at which time I say "will you marry me" she, with tons of excitement in her voice says yes, and giggles the question, "babe, why is the ring at the base of your penis"? fuck me right?!?!?! but it doesn't end there... yep, there's more. So, I'm layin here with this ring at the base of my penis, I'm as hard as Chinese arithmetic, and I have a ring at the base of my shit. What am I gonna do? I can feel it starting to tingle, she jumps up, turns the light on, it's getting purple. FUCK!! I gotta get this thing off, do I cut it? fuck no I don't, I just paid over a grand for this thing. It's too embarrassing to go tell anyone... I jump up and run to the bathroom, hop in a freezing cold shower... after a few minutes, I hear the clinking of the ring hit the porcelain floor of the shower...
So, I think this will be a proposal she'll NEVER forget.
The end!
Fast forward to the proposal...
After days, weeks of thought, talking to several family members, friends, a few random people, some people on forums, the ideas I'd gotten weren't quite what I was looking for, then one day it hit me. I have the PERFECT proposal idea.
I'll put the ring on my penis, lay in bed naked, talk her into giving me the GREATEST single gift a girl can give a guy, that's right, head. I get the ring box from the hiding spot, take the ring out, get naked, lay in bed under the covers and place the ring on my penis. My thought is "she'd place me in her mouth, feel the ring and get the hint" I get into position, with said ring where it needed to be, call her back into the bedroom, ask her for the deed, which she giggles and starts to decline, I resort to whining, it works. She climbs in bed under the covers with me, positions herself next to me and proceeds to "do the damn thing" once in her mouth, she notices the ring, asks what it is, she feels out the shape, at which time I say "will you marry me" she, with tons of excitement in her voice says yes, and giggles the question, "babe, why is the ring at the base of your penis"? fuck me right?!?!?! but it doesn't end there... yep, there's more. So, I'm layin here with this ring at the base of my penis, I'm as hard as Chinese arithmetic, and I have a ring at the base of my shit. What am I gonna do? I can feel it starting to tingle, she jumps up, turns the light on, it's getting purple. FUCK!! I gotta get this thing off, do I cut it? fuck no I don't, I just paid over a grand for this thing. It's too embarrassing to go tell anyone... I jump up and run to the bathroom, hop in a freezing cold shower... after a few minutes, I hear the clinking of the ring hit the porcelain floor of the shower...
So, I think this will be a proposal she'll NEVER forget.
The end!
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