Women...*sigh*

[MikeW]

So last night, my wife asks me, "When guys (take a crap) how do they pee? Do they go before or after or do they tuck it in and go..?"




I responded with "I utilize my ability to pee and stand every chance i get."

Just thought I'd see what the consensus was, lol.

[C91BLX7]

Wife? jesus christ. how old are you

[DJ metadelic]

Violet's asked me a similar question before Mike, don't worry. Not the only one. I didn't really have a response. Another one was "since you guys can stand, do you pee in the shower too? 'cause if you do, then we may have problems".

Again, no response.

I usually pee, before I shit. Or vice versa. Whichever I'm feeling at the time, if you must know.

[foamypirate]

Wife? jesus christ. how old are you

Wanna know what's freaky? I have a wife too.

[Bullhorn7]

Depends.. Like if I have explosive diarrhea il tuck it but if its just a shit il stand and piss before.

[Makaveli2k]

Say if your in mid shit, and you want to piss. But you haven't finished yet.

Do you stand and let the dookie mush in between your cheeks?

That shit is out of line if you ask me.

=p

[MikeW]

Wife? jesus christ. how old are you

25..... Where ya been, son..?

Violet's asked me a similar question before Mike, don't worry. Not the only one. I didn't really have a response. Another one was "since you guys can stand, do you pee in the shower too? 'cause if you do, then we may have problems".

Again, no response.

I usually pee, before I shit. Or vice versa. Whichever I'm feeling at the time, if you must know.

Thats a whole other thread.

Wanna know what's freaky? I have a wife too.

Wanna know something even freakier? Mine's 18!

[MikeW]

That shit is out of line if you ask me.

The question or action?

[C91BLX7]

Wanna know what's freaky? I have a wife too.

lol, i shouldnt bee talking ill be married when im 22/23 lol

[fatboy1185]

So for all you abnormal people who pee before you poo, I'm hoping you flush the toilet after you pee, so you don't splash urine water up your butt hole when you drop a big load.

[MikeW]

lol, i shouldnt bee talking ill be married when im 22/23 lol

Orly?

[C91BLX7]

Orly?

After shes gets back from college son, we are getting hitched.

[foamypirate]

After shes gets back from college son, we are getting hitched.

I read that as "we are getting bitch hitched" for some reason. Maybe cause it's late and I'm starting to get double vision?

[C91BLX7]

I read that as "we are getting bitch hitched" for some reason. Maybe cause it's late and I'm starting to get double vision?

you need sleep dawg

[Julianachos]

Wanna know something even freakier? Mine's 18!

:o