Honking a Jake

[jdmishcb7]

I read this on another forum and thought I'd share it, I thought it was hilarious!

"OMG I just saw a Heifer, honking a jake, in public!

Sitting in traffic on Harry Hines (in Dallas) and looked over at the car next to me and I almost barfed.

There was a nasty whale of a woman in a skimpy outfit polishing the drivers knob. I honked several times and the guy flipped me off, but the whale never came up for air. A professional no doubt."

[92accordlxtuner]

lol, the whale never came up for air

[ckyskater733]

i was driving in front of my friend once, and i thought it was just him in the car. i looked back a couple minutes later, and his girlfriend is now in the passenger seat rubbing her mouth. we told him the next day and he was like oh....then we laughed

[texasvtak]

I know where that is. And Im not surprised.

[birdman86]

ahh road head....the only reason i still have a passanger seat haha

[92accordlxtuner]

you mean a ho-fessional!

[TheTempest]

lol ,

I like the "come up for air" line, thats great. I'm going to use that phrase now "honking a jake" =) They say you learn something new every day and thats what i learned for my day

[NoSloCB7]

I love getting "road head". But I only let my girl do it when no other car is around.

[arrozburner]

thats the best...the best ive had was on the 110 going onto the 101....i was going to see some concert at universal...the concert sucked but the drive up there was THE BEST!!!!

[jdmishcb7]

yeah it definitely makes road trips a little more bearable/enjoyable

[deevergote]

With the NJ roads and my rough suspension, there is no way I would let anyone with teeth do that now! Of course, a ho-fessional might be toothles...

[ACCORDianate]

Harry Hines is pretty seedy. I wouldn't be suprised if that has actually happened a couple of dozen times... a night.