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    Best response on the internet!

    My friend just showed me this post from jeepforum.com. Its awesome!
    http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/9...nions-1149721/



    Originally posted by JDM_CB7_TX View Post
    Question....____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________
    So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won't make enough.

    Firstly, what is your guys' opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

    Thanks for your guys' opinions!


    Response....____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________

    You want my opinion? Ok…

    Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

    You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

    Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

    Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

    Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

    Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

    But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

    That’s my opinion.
    Last edited by Dobermann; 01-19-2011, 02:43 AM.

    #2
    your red-housed lights?
    Originally posted by deevergote
    These cars will never be the best at anything, but they're pretty damn good at everything.

    92ex CB7<-SOLD 93ex CB9shiftingshift73C10

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      #3
      Lol I showed him my headlights after that but before I posted this thread. I am proud of my headlights though!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Dobermann View Post
        My friend just showed me this post from jeepforum.com. Its awesome!

        http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=171645
        Didn't you already make a thread about these and update your MR Thread.

        Fail on your part man!

        CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
        PSN: JDMcb7TX

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          #5
          http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=171588


          repost, but still funny!
          Originally posted by deevergote
          These cars will never be the best at anything, but they're pretty damn good at everything.

          92ex CB7<-SOLD 93ex CB9shiftingshift73C10

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            #6
            Well, I suck at the internet i guess hahaha

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              #7
              d'oh. it's alright, it fell off of page 1 soooooooooo....
              Originally posted by deevergote
              These cars will never be the best at anything, but they're pretty damn good at everything.

              92ex CB7<-SOLD 93ex CB9shiftingshift73C10

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                #8
                that thread has 781,603 views. bandwidth. later.
                Avoiding dirt at all costs

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                  #9
                  Question....____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________
                  So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won't make enough.

                  Firstly, what is your guys' opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

                  Thanks for your guys' opinions!


                  Response....____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________

                  You want my opinion? Ok…

                  Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

                  You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

                  Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

                  Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

                  Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

                  Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

                  But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

                  That’s my opinion.

                  CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
                  PSN: JDMcb7TX

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                    #10
                    didnt know they had computers in the kitchen
                    I <3 G60.

                    0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by wed3k View Post
                      didnt Know They Had Computers In The Kitchen
                      +1


                      Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh
                      Last edited by noobcake; 01-19-2011, 02:50 AM.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by wed3k View Post
                        didnt know they had computers in the kitchen
                        bahahahaha

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                        Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                        'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so fucking what?' —Stephen Fry
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                          #13
                          OMFG that was full of win.


                          And in respect to that, I present you with this;

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                            #14
                            I'm getting kind of fed up with this BS about not respecting women and saying women shouldnt be able to drive and should stay in the kitchen. Think about what youre saying. How else would groceries get from the grocery store to your sandwich if a woman didnt drive to the store to get them? Use some logic.

                            edit: I justify my right to make this joke because I do like 90% of all the cooking in my household.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JDM_CB7_TX View Post
                              push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.
                              Perfect woman. Hands down.
                              /ALL

                              You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.
                              This is nice, too.


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                              Originally posted by Jarrett
                              Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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