The Taurus.

[wed3k]

The girl I'm seeing now told me when we first met "my car is in the shop for some weird electrical problem"... I said "Oh, you drive a VW!"... the response, "How did you know?"

tried to smog a '01 passat today and the fucking car wouldnt communicate with our smog computer but communicated just fine with my portable scanner.

i was about to hand the keys back and say, "you are having a volkswagon moment."

[foamypirate]

My then girlfriend, now wife, had a 94' Taurus back in 06. It blew up the transmission, so she paid $2,000 to have a new one put in. Then it got totaled. That was the best thing that ever happened to that car.

Then...she bought a lemon of a Buick.

*sigh*

[Makaveli2k]

and a V8 in the third-gen (failure) Taurus.

I get a tickle in my throat every time I hear about one of those. Almost like I want to laugh but before it comes out I get overwhelmed with empathy.

=p

[C91BLX7]

I get a tickle in my throat every time I hear about one of those. Almost like I want to laugh but before it comes out I get overwhelmed with empathy.

=p

Whats so fail lol?

[Makaveli2k]

Whats so fail lol?

My penis grows soft at the thought of a front wheel drive V8 "Performance" tier car.

[C91BLX7]

My penis grows soft at the thought of a front wheel drive V8 "Performance" tier car.

lol ah, and cam failure