i have a serious question. i have been married for about 2 1/2 months now, which i know isn't a very long time. it seems that as far sex is concerned, though, there is only like two positions. don't get me wrong, those two positions are amazing, and we have the best sex in the world, but it's beginning to get a bit repetitive. we even have one of those cosmo kama-sutra books, but she doesn't like messing w/ them that much cause she isn't very flexible and they "hurt". i guess i'm just asking if any of ya'll have had these problems and how you solved them. i guess the best solution would be to just donkey punch her and do what i want, but that doesn't seem very civilized, now does it?
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Dude are trying to fore warn us that marriage is a horrible thing especially when it comes to sex?
No Donkey punching your wifey wouldn't be cool at all cause that would mean your ass will be downstairs on the couch. My and the girly stick to one, I even tried a 'different' tryst (ok ill admit doin doggy) and it hurts her stomach. It gets fustrating sometimes so I just kinda lay off the sex for awhile.
My best bet is just to stop going at it and give her some time.Henry R
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Originally posted by tehpr3chri have a serious question. i have been married for about 2 1/2 months now, which i know isn't a very long time. it seems that as far sex is concerned, though, there is only like two positions. don't get me wrong, those two positions are amazing, and we have the best sex in the world, but it's beginning to get a bit repetitive. we even have one of those cosmo kama-sutra books, but she doesn't like messing w/ them that much cause she isn't very flexible and they "hurt". i guess i'm just asking if any of ya'll have had these problems and how you solved them. i guess the best solution would be to just donkey punch her and do what i want, but that doesn't seem very civilized, now does it?
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COME ON MAN......... Surprise her! Don't just stick to the same routine because if you do she's going to get tired of it, and if she gets tired of it that means no action for you down the road. Just switch it up a bit and do something random and out of the ordinary.... she'll like that.Originally posted by rickyduckworthi'll do *** things for the OEM trunk lip spoiler
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Originally posted by jboyceyou think you got it bad? when i first met my girlfriend we would have sex all the time, everyday, twice a day...whenever we could....after we started living together, few months pass by and i can't even recall the last time i got laid. not cause she wont, but it always hurts her or some shit, she needs to go to the doc, cause it's startin to smell too, and it hurts her really bad when i try to stick it in ya know...and i need to get laid. all i get is a handjob maybe once a week now. *sigh*Originally posted by rickyduckworthi'll do *** things for the OEM trunk lip spoiler
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Originally posted by Tone-usbahahahhahahhahhah.... oh man I feel sorry for you! But on a serious note there might be something really wrong with her that she might need some surgury. My friend had to get some cancerous cells burned off her insides because it "hurt" to have sex?
but ya, feel lucky tehpr3chr...at least your getting laid.
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Originally posted by jboyceya i keep telling her something serious is probaly wrong because it's definately not normal, but everytime i say something she just gets mad and is like...if you cant handle not having sex just go fuck another girl...blah blah blah.
but ya, feel lucky tehpr3chr...at least your getting laid.
I dunno JB I get the same shit from my girl, although both of us know we would never stoop to that level. I too was have sex like crazy when I met my gf it was like everyday sex, sex, sex, sex , Viva La Sex now its like meh whatever.
There are times where we like had sex for 6 hours straight (at my old apartment while her best friend slept in the living room)
(shes the first gf I lost my virginity too fuck it I ashamed to admit it either, I had gone thru 5 gfs before I met her..love my gf very much and I dont think Im going anywhere for the matter )
Just give it time Tehpr3chr. She'll be over it.Henry R
Koni/Neuspeed
1992 Accord LX R.I.P
1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
Legend FSM
'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video
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dunno about his problem, but i've tried surprising her, and changing it up and stuff, and it just doesn't work...i felt crappy last night and she was in the mood i think but we didn't do anything, so maybe she'll be in the mood for something diff. tonight...but ya, i guess i am lucky to get it at all....JDM H22 w/ M2B4 Tranny
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if you say she's not flexible...try yoga. is she a lil on the hefty side? theres nothing wrong with that i just knw some chicks are self consciouse about that...you say 2 positions...im thinking missionary and doggy? if so, when going from missionary to doggy and when youre turning her around stop midways and do it while she sideways...lift her leg up a bit and go at it for a while then urn her around...i did that to my chick and she liked it so now she's willing to try different things. also when in the missionary, move your hand under her back and then sit up while bringing her up with you...kinda like an x-rated lap dance...all she does is mover her hips and its all good...look at me, im giving sex advice!
Originally posted by fizzbob7first off, don't be a sissy bitch.....that's what you're beingOriginally posted by ACC0RD22no need to get sand in your vagina over this guys.
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Originally posted by arrozburnerif you say she's not flexible...try yoga. is she a lil on the hefty side? theres nothing wrong with that i just knw some chicks are self consciouse about that...you say 2 positions...im thinking missionary and doggy? if so, when going from missionary to doggy and when youre turning her around stop midways and do it while she sideways...lift her leg up a bit and go at it for a while then urn her around...i did that to my chick and she liked it so now she's willing to try different things. also when in the missionary, move your hand under her back and then sit up while bringing her up with you...kinda like an x-rated lap dance...all she does is mover her hips and its all good...look at me, im giving sex advice!Henry R
Koni/Neuspeed
1992 Accord LX R.I.P
1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
Legend FSM
'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video
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