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**Joshy** · 03-30-2011, 10:55 PM

I feel like fortune cookie fortunes are getting sassier and sassier. They must have hired some smartass writer.

**deevergote** · 03-30-2011, 11:05 PM

I want to get one that says "Per FDA regulations, this cookie may contain up to 5 grams of rodent feces and insect parts! Enjoy!"

**Julianachos** · 03-30-2011, 11:41 PM

**deevergote** · 03-30-2011, 11:42 PM

"You will be hungry again in 30 minutes!"

**Daheavyking** · 03-31-2011, 08:31 AM

"You will find Hoffa's body under the old Giants stadium"

**MikeW** · 03-31-2011, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Julianachos View Post

Until I see this in person, I gotta call

Deev, I think something more along the lines of, "This product may contain nuts".

**WiggneedsJDM** · 03-31-2011, 02:21 PM

Ive had one say "some cookies have no fortune."

**zmanwit90accord** · 03-31-2011, 02:52 PM

My brother just got one that said, "Oops! Wrong cookie!"

Thank you fortune cookie