Try to keep a straight face

[Leung]

while reading this..

and then go down to the bottom for the comments.

['93CB7Ex]

Colonel mustard Lolololol

[Father Time]

McCormick...... that HAD to be her last name too right? Too funny.

[crazymikey]

OMG I'm pissing my pants laughing

[MikeW]

I'm not laughing....

[islandhopper]

meh..

shoulda gone with lemon juice in the eyes..

[deevergote]

According to authorities in Carlisle, U.K., Raymond Hodgson was so bothered that his girlfriend, Emma McCormick, was reading E.L. James' "pornographic" and "distasteful" book, he drove to her house and squirted her in the face.

I don't get why any man would be upset if his woman reads those books. That shit is spanish fly in paperback form! (I'm also a big fan of Magic Mike... though I NEVER intend to watch it myself!)

[Gemini]

"sad story. he made a rare misteak and got grilled by the police. and his girlfriend, she's... well... done..."

[Gemini]

"At least he had the decency not to poupon her."

[Gemini]

"Good thing they stopped it before it became another face-eating incident..."

[deevergote]

[Leung]

"Good thing they stopped it before it became another face-eating incident..."

i actually replied to that comment.

[BurtonRiderT6]

My girlfriend is on book three, apparently the dude in that book is so "dreamy" since whenever I hear her on the phone all I hear her talking about is dude from the book. It's ok though, more Xbox time for me.

If I knew women would enjoy reading porn novels I would have started writing some a long time ago.

[Leung]

My girlfriend is on book three, apparently the dude in that book is so "dreamy" since whenever I hear her on the phone all I hear her talking about is dude from the book. It's ok though, more Xbox time for me.

If I knew women would enjoy reading porn novels I would have started writing some a long time ago.

that reminds me of the Peterotica episode of Family Guy.

[deevergote]

that reminds me of the Peterotica episode of Family Guy.

"The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish"




Women have been all about books like this forever. Remember seeing these at the checkout counter in the supermarket when you went shopping with your parents?


(yes, all i had to do was google "fabio book covers" and there's a whole page of em! )