pranking my roommate

[jurizar]

Hey guys. So I just got my first apartment last Tuesday. A buddy of mine from school is my roommate. We have been going back and forth with little pranks here and there, but the other day he got me good... he cut up little bits of paper...hundreds and put them on my ceiling fan in my bedroom. When I turned my lightswitch on in my bedroom, poof... big mess, big laughs, lots of "fuck you man" 's etc. So has anyone done a great prank on a roommate or anyone? We set up some ground rules where there can't be a huge mess. No liquids or anything permanent as its an apartment and when we move out we'd have to pay for any damages.
Here's where I get to have my revenge. He's going to Kentucky for 5 days this Thursday. When he comes back, I want there to be something awesome waiting for him. Feel free to share as many ideas on pranks that you may have done or seen. I want to get him good. There's still confetti in my room that I am cleaning up. Help me with my revenge. Thanks guys

[buzz11]

Does he have a car? If so, this is what i use to do sometimes at my old workplace. I use to put ketchup on the door handle so when they go open the car door to go in, hands all dirty lol. This works with regular door handles also.
I remembered another prank that i use to do with my nephews. Also involves a door lol. I use to put a book or magazine on top of a door and when they go to open it, it would fall on their head. Depending on how much you want to hurt them, you could use a magazine or phone book lol. The trick is to balance it and place it at a good location.
I got some other mini pranks but cant think of them right now..

[JDM_CB7_TX]

Go for the good ol' Seran wrap on the door. Be sure there are no wrinkles on it and keep the room that he is walking into dark. He will wall in it and be like wtf! Be sure you call him in quick so he runs and eats a face full.

Or you can do the chap stick to the toilet seat trick.

[jurizar]

Go for the good ol' Seran wrap on the door. Be sure there are no wrinkles on it and keep the room that he is walking into dark. He will wall in it and be like wtf! Be sure you call him in quick so he runs and eats a face full.

Or you can do the chap stick to the toilet seat trick.

What's the chap stick one?

[remix405]

Chap stick and toilet seat haven't heard that one?, I like that confedie one I'm gona have to try that on my brother... What about the mentos coca-cola? The cream chesse deodorant? I'll think off more and post later

[JDM_CB7_TX]

Chap stick the inside, not underside, of the seat where the deuce will fall. He is gonna be cool at first but when he picks up the pants he is like WTF!

Or you can just chap stick or any other Vaseline substitute all over the seat. I say use Icy Hot and watch him get pissed.

Do you know how hard it is to get icy hot off your hands much less your ass.

[JDM_CB7_TX]

You can also get a melted snickers bar and put that on the floor in his room if you all have any indoor pets.

[Leung]

wasn't there a youtube video of two room mates where one kept slamming the door and the other greased the floor so that when he would enter or leave, he'd slip?

[BurtonRiderT6]

Tape an airhorn to the wall right behind his bedroom doorknob.

Hide his keys, when he goes to look for them stick them in the toaster, once hot....."hey man they're over here on the counter"

Take the shampoo out of the bottle and replace it with Nair. (how much do you like him?)

Depending on the arrangement you could bungee his door to a door across the hall after he goes to bed or if he's just in there doing whatever (requires ninja tactics as to not be heard)

You could go catch a couple crickets and stick them in a jar (punch holes) and hide them in his closet.

If he has any work gloves you can stick some blue powdered chalk in there. Give him smurf hands.

[BurtonRiderT6]

wasn't there a youtube video of two room mates where one kept slamming the door and the other greased the floor so that when he would enter or leave, he'd slip?

Yea pledging the floor for hardwood and buttering it for vinyl flooring. I'd advise against that since I'm 28 years old and actually think about consequences now. Too many bad outcomes can happen with that.

[Leung]

Yea pledging the floor for hardwood and buttering it for vinyl flooring. I'd advise against that since I'm 28 years old and actually think about consequences now. Too many bad outcomes can happen with that.

true.. but it'd be an equally dick move to take a needle to all his condoms.

[BurtonRiderT6]

true.. but it'd be an equally dick move to take a needle to all his condoms.

It could be titled the "needledick" prank. Hey sometimes condoms get hot, nothing wrong with poking a few sweat holes in there.

[JDM_CB7_TX]

true.. but it'd be an equally dick move to take a needle to all his condoms.

I LMFAO @ this. My wife says the joke would be never ending.

[jurizar]

.Damn! Some of this stuff is cruel! Haha but I was thinking of something more along the lines of filling his room with balloons. I'm not trying to hurt him or damage any of his belongings(or life for that matter) I'm just trying to get him back for the paper bits on my fan. Thanks for the ideas though! Haha they are still funny as hell

[floored]

Start filling balloons now and have the room entirely filled