rent a grandma.

[92smokeaccord]

lol

http://longisland.craigslist.org/kid/3167543158.html

[deevergote]

Are they available for bachelor parties?

[Leung]

I wonder if they have any younger ones... say in their late 30s and early 40s? I don't care for the wrinkly old ones.

[mozzandherb]

saw the same thing on "Shark Tank"

[toycar]

I wonder if they will lie to people for you for money?

You know, tell people she actually is your grandma and shit. What happens when grandma retires, or kicks the bucket?

You go to the funeral to satisfy the kids and people are like "Who the fuck are you" and you suddenly realize the jig is up? Then what?

Lol

[AAPOQ]

I saw you put this on Fakebook too, pretty funny. But I would be concerned about leaving my kids with a random craigslist person...

[BurtonRiderT6]

I wonder if she will come to Virginia and make me a meal and then do the dishes.

[Leung]

I wonder if they will lie to people for you for money?

You know, tell people she actually is your grandma and shit. What happens when grandma retires, or kicks the bucket?

You go to the funeral to satisfy the kids and people are like "Who the fuck are you" and you suddenly realize the jig is up? Then what?

Lol

At least you can keep using the excuse that your grandmother died recently more than twice.

[GenDBlade]

I wonder if i could rent two, give them samurai swords, and make them hash it out.

[toycar]

Id like to rent a half dozen or so and start a break dancing crew with them. How sweet would that be?

[Jking72]

lol granny nannies

why not and rent a grandpa too while your at it!

[Grumpys93]

saw the same thing on "Shark Tank"

when i read the title thats the first thing i thought of.