stupid sh*t off your head (NWS)...

[MikeW]

I just ran to the washroom, thinking I had to go number 2. I got there pulled down my pants... like a boss. But it was a false alarm. I did however have to pee, so I pee'd while sitting down.

Then it dawned on me.

I had just become a woman.

=p

Which is why I refuse to pee sitting down.

Why s one womans boob slightly bigger then the other.... I mean something like this.... ( O )(O)

In all seriousness, that's nature. It prevents us from being "perfect". One of a woman's boobs is slightly larger(or smaller) than the other. Just like how one of a guy's testicles is bigger(or smaller) than the other.

Hey, you aksed.

[nine_deuce]

1 of my wife's boobs is bigger than the other, I don't care, but she has issues with it. It really bothers her. Every time I'm nursing, she has to bring it up

[MikeW]

[Law Grandeur]

1 of my wife's boobs is bigger than the other, I don't care, but she has issues with it. It really bothers her. Every time I'm nursing, she has to bring it up

maybe you should mushroom stamp one to size

[HappyGilmore]

My ex is being at bitch for no reason and to me that is stupid shit......

Slight vulgarity is being expressed here, I prolly should do that more often lol jk!!!

>..<

[nine_deuce]

I would, but, she won't let me get my mushroom anywhere close to them. It'd have to be a stealth, ninja sneak-attack. Which I could totally do.

[Law Grandeur]

do it..do it now

[JDM_CB7_TX]

do it and tell her you did it because you love her!

[nine_deuce]

She's still awake, BUT, she is drinking... and ya know what they say about drunk chicks... they never say no. HAFUCKINGHA! my wife does. FML!!

[iwork4mycb7]

She's still awake, BUT, she is drinking... and ya know what they say about drunk chicks... they never say no. HAFUCKINGHA! my wife does. FML!!

[JDM_CB7_TX]

So I take it there was no slappage on your part. Slappage of the Fun Bags!

[nine_deuce]

Um no, I failed in this, miserably. The problem was, I too got drunk, I ended up passing out with the spins, it wasn't a good night.

[JDM_CB7_TX]

EPIC FAIL!

However if at first you do not succeed ... Try, Try Again!

[Makaveli2k]

You're being too subtle. Woman don't like that ish'.

Here's the game plan. You're going to grow super long hair like "Fabio" Then you're going to go to her work with nothing but a pair of skin tight leather pants on, cowboy boots and a silver cross necklace(No shirt). Here is the important part. KICK I repeat kick, do not use the door knob. Kick the door in. Run up to her and tell her you mean business. Whip your penis out with no hesitation (This is the important part. You can't second guess this, or else she'll see it in your body language and know you're playing.) As she begins to scream put your index finger on her mouth and "Shhhhhhhh" her. Whisper to her softly as she screams in terror "It'll all be alright". That's when you go in for the kill, a fatal penis slap to the breast and she'll faint.

This is not a myth, but the Bass from a penis slap to the chest area has been proven to arouse woman within a 500 meter radius.

Make us proud Deuce.

=p

[JDM_CB7_TX]

That shit made me crack up for real mack! I almost spit out my drink dude. 500meter radius..... EPIC!