Dont you hate it when...

[h22akkord23]

or when you have morning wood and accidently roll over in bed and smash it(ouch)

[1993sE]

or when people that go 50 in a 60 on the highway in the middle lane of 3 because they are talkin on a cell phone...bastards....

[zipcreature]

I must be very mean in person cause I appearently hate everyone and everything:

-- People not using their turn signals
-- THE MAN blacked out, on the side of the hwy. Makes me so frigging parinoid.
-- Slow Drivers.
-- People who do not give you the courtesy wave!
-- Trying to ash your cig at 75mph! haha
-- Driving behind that old RedNecks truck thats billowing oil. True story; One overcast afternoon my brother Andrew and I were driving down hwy 220 and i noticed this old ford ranger. The boxy ones. Nasty. Anyway it was billowing this, what appeared to be smoke, and I pointed it out to Andrew and of course made some comment about 'DSMs suck' haha!!! Anyways it was beginning to drizzle so I flip on the washers and all at one I got pissed because the whole front winshield was coverd in OIL from that nasty truck! That fuckers was leaking OIL. So the DSM got revenge.
-- The lack of the H22 Accord.
-- IG'nant peoplz...WHO TALK LIKE THIS ALL OF THE TIME LIKE I CANT HEAR YOU!!
-- Pplz whoz tAlKz LEyek dez...
-- The moron who drives parallel to a huge truck on the hwy. Why would you do this? Are you on COPS? Are you driving like that so a criminal cannot pass by? Whatthehellareyoudoing?
-- And Finally the old lady who drive about 24 in a 55mph and then glares at me when I pass her. Like "I'm" the one responsible for the depression, WW2 and Vietnam killing her son and her dead husband.

AIGHT THATZ ALL NAWZ FUKKK OFFFF! ;-)

- Zipcreature

[1993sE]

I must be very mean in person cause I appearently hate everyone and everything:

-- People not using their turn signals
-- THE MAN blacked out, on the side of the hwy. Makes me so frigging parinoid.
-- Slow Drivers.
-- People who do not give you the courtesy wave!
-- Trying to ash your cig at 75mph! haha
-- Driving behind that old RedNecks truck thats billowing oil. True story; One overcast afternoon my brother Andrew and I were driving down hwy 220 and i noticed this old ford ranger. The boxy ones. Nasty. Anyway it was billowing this, what appeared to be smoke, and I pointed it out to Andrew and of course made some comment about 'DSMs suck' haha!!! Anyways it was beginning to drizzle so I flip on the washers and all at one I got pissed because the whole front winshield was coverd in OIL from that nasty truck! That fuckers was leaking OIL. So the DSM got revenge.
-- The lack of the H22 Accord.
-- IG'nant peoplz...WHO TALK LIKE THIS ALL OF THE TIME LIKE I CANT HEAR YOU!!
-- Pplz whoz tAlKz LEyek dez...
-- The moron who drives parallel to a huge truck on the hwy. Why would you do this? Are you on COPS? Are you driving like that so a criminal cannot pass by? Whatthehellareyoudoing?
-- And Finally the old lady who drive about 24 in a 55mph and then glares at me when I pass her. Like "I'm" the one responsible for the depression, WW2 and Vietnam killing her son and her dead husband.

AIGHT THATZ ALL NAWZ FUKKK OFFFF! ;-)

- Zipcreature

fo sho also people who flick there cigs out the window and hit my damn car goin down the street those bastards got some suger in the tank..cause it put little burn holes in the clear coat..the bastards

[deevergote]

The sneeze while pissing is the worst! I just try to get a little lower to hopefully reduce the amount of overspray

And I'm a waiter... once I get to work, shitting is not an option! The boss says that we have a 10 minute "grace period" in which to be late... and I use that sucker daily! If I start work at 10:30 and it takes me 30 minutes to get there... WITHOUT A DOUBT I'll have to shit at 9:55... and Super Street makes those excursions last more than 10 minutes! Honstly, that decision isn't hard to make... If I'm late, I'm late. I refuse to work a 12 hour day playin turtle!


To add to the list... I hate idiots in chromed out Cadillac SUVs that think they own the road. Tonight coming home from work this douchebag was tailing me in the left lane (going 80 in a 55, mind you... still not fast enough for him!)... then when he saw a space open next to me, he jumped over (no signal.) He jumped into the far right lane (3 lane highway) and did some fancy weaving... when he got next to me again and tried to pass, I took MY chance to be a douchebag... He WAS going to cut me off, but I closed the gap between me and the car in front of him so he had to slow down. Only took about another 2mph (shows how close he would've been... I know I could've just slowed down and let him pass... but I never said I wasn't an asshole). So, he got behind me again, and the game went on... this situation repeated itself a few times (never going painfully slow... always speeding... so he had no reason to want to pass that badly.) I finally gave up and let him pass. Then to be a bitch I worked my way past him one more time Those impatient, rude, "I rule the road" types just irritate the hell out of me. If I'm going 20+ over the limit, DO NOT TAILGATE ME!!!

Ok, my "this should be in the racing forum because it's written just like so many HORRIBLE posts there are written" rant is done.

[NoSloCB7]

... When you are driving on the interstate and a old as dump truck in the center lane drops a huge piece of asphault on the roadway which explodes into a million pieces which pepper the entire intersate, hitting cars in all of the lanes and turning your front bumper paint into swiss cheese. Then when you try to get a phone number off the truck it is covered in tar and the license plate number is impossible to read. Fuck that asshole piece of shit and his damn P.O.S. truck

[aero]

I hate rude people... If I held the damn door for you, say thank you. Typically I say your welcome anyways so they know they forgot something.

Or the ones who let the door almost bash you in the face since they are too involved in themselves or the cell phone

Obviously the soccer moms on the cells.. who doesnt want a rocket launcher or a remote oil slick

How about the cops that will chase down a Honda doing 10 over instead of the old person that just drove over a curb, through bushes, nearly misses a 10 yr old on a bike and hits three parked cars.

The old people who think they are MR. Officer while they are driving.

People with souped up vettes/vipers that drive around like its a geo metro. If you got he power USE IT!

how old people pay for things with pennies and nickels yet they cant remember how to count past 43.

People at the checkout with 2 carts full of junk 2 rowdy kids while you are behind them with a loaf of bread, and they dont let you go ahead.

People that just let their kids cry and cry in the store thinking that they will get tired of crying one day.

Parents who dont teach their kids any morals or how to be polite. "The apple doesnt fall far from the tree"

sure i'll think of more

[2.2litrebeater]

when people i dont know lean on my car

[g-wagon]

the man blacked out on the side of the road has got me 7 outta 7 times..... and supposidly that's illegal in sc... but i can't prove that shit.... fuckin pricks..

[deevergote]

I hate it when people let their stupid kids run wild in a restaurant... One of these days I'm going to "accidentally" trip over a child and sue the parent. (as a note... a lady tripped on her own child in a furniture store and sued... and won...)

In fact, if your child is too young to behave him/herself, don't take them out ANYWHERE! Find a sitter, learn to cook... Leave the rugrats home!


Oh, and the PG-13 rated Fantastic 4 movie is NOT the place for a 7th birthday party with 20 kids! (I had the pleasure of stuffing myself in the side of the theater because of the reserved seats... oh yes, I enjoyed it VERY much )

[g-wagon]

I hate it when people let their stupid kids run wild in a restaurant... One of these days I'm going to "accidentally" trip over a child and sue the parent. (as a note... a lady tripped on her own child in a furniture store and sued... and won...)

In fact, if your child is too young to behave him/herself, don't take them out ANYWHERE! Find a sitter, learn to cook... Leave the rugrats home!


Oh, and the PG-13 rated Fantastic 4 movie is NOT the place for a 7th birthday party with 20 kids! (I had the pleasure of stuffing myself in the side of the theater because of the reserved seats... oh yes, I enjoyed it VERY much )

i fuckin hate kids..... most today are fucking brats... and need a good beating... works great on my little brother... he throws something *smack* guess what? he doesn't throw it again.... none of that verbal bs

[HenRoc]

i fuckin hate kids..... most today are fucking brats... and need a good beating... works great on my little brother... he throws something *smack* guess what? he doesn't throw it again.... none of that verbal bs

Whats your nationality man?

I was brought up the same way by my grandparents.

I hate.

-People who cant drive for shit.
-Women who talk on the phone while driving (tend to slow down traffic)
-People who just see you coming down the road doing 50 mph and just cut in front of you anyway
-Kids who come out and play on the street, see you coming down the road but yet continue to play without regarding the vehicle thats approaching.

Theres a couple kids next door who used to play with soccer balls and tennis balls..one of them hit my gfs car and another hit my truck so i took them in the house and one of the little shits went home and whined to their mother,,and my gf literally went to town her ass about her fucking kids.

Kids these days absolutely have no fucking respect.

I also work at a deli and closing time is usually 10pm so we have to close up the last meat slicer by 9:45 at the latest..and sometimes we have customers that come in at the last minute just to order one thing or if we tell them we cant they whine and complain to the manager..or we sometimes have customers that are so impatient they complain to us when we're slammed and a little short handed with someone doing something else they bitch and moan and call the manager to see what they can do about this situation.

Happened to me on Sunday.

[zipcreature]

I also hate:

-- Neighboros who think they are the police. (I have one, and he's stopped me with 2 friends in the car once with a handgun....and shoots into the air when i drive past. I live on a private road so no speed limit = fuck him.)
-- Those idiots who do not judge your speed. I'll be doing 80 in a 55 on a long straight a away in the back road and some fuckers will pull out after barely glancing at your car...then go sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooow as hell. MOVE BITCH!
-- I used to be a waiter at Rock-O-La Cafe & Grill - and I HATE shitty tippers. And rude people.
-- I still hate hypocrites, stupid people, jews, niggers, spicks, whites, blacks, asians, yellow fuckers, me you your mom my dog and cat and yes THE COPS.
-- ^ Forget that shit I was joking.

FUCK! ASS!
- Zipcreature

[zipcreature]

^ About Jews, Niggers, Spicks, whites, blacks, asians, yellow fuckers, me you your mom. I'm also kidding about the dog, and the cat.....

-Zipcreature

[lil_dcb7]

i hate it when rude ass people come down to the impound lot, screaming

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TOW MY CAR?!!?! GET IT OUT HERE NOW!!!"

like its our fault it was impounded in the first place, oh, and its golden when they hear how much it is when we add the dolly, gate, milage, and storage fees up...

"WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!"

fucking pricks...

one night, some chick came down and said "IM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS BULLSHIT!" when we told her the total

she left and came back a half an hour late with a completely different attitdue;

"how much is it to get it out??"

still ticked, but alot more better...