I was flipping through one of my old Car Craft mags and I came across an entertaining article...Us (true hot-rodders) vs Them (ricers) Here are a few that I thought were pretty funny....feel free to add your own.
Us: stickers for contingency
Them: stickers for extra horsepower
Us: buying an aftermarket shifter for the shorter throws
Them: buying an aftermarket shifter for the lighted shift knob
Us: installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
Them: installing neon lights between the subframes
Us: gutting the interior to save weight
Them: gutting the interior to save weight, then adding 5000 lbs of body kit panels and stereo equipment
Us: installing fiberglass body panels to save weight
Them: installing fake carbon fiber panels for the racing "look"
Us: installing a cage because you just broke into the 11's
Them: installing racing seats with 5-point harnesses on a 17 second car
Us: adding a boost gauge to monitor boost
Them: adding a boost gauge to a N/A car for a turbocharger that never seems to get installed
Us: installing a free-flowing exhaust for more horsepower
Them: installing a 5 inch exhaust tip for the loud noise
Us: drag racing and burn-out contests
Them: stereo competitions and bikini contests
Us: nitrous oxide
Them: "noss"
Ahhh....I have a love/hate relationship with ricers, I hate their cars.....but the entertainment value is priceless, it gives me something to laugh at.
Us: stickers for contingency
Them: stickers for extra horsepower
Us: buying an aftermarket shifter for the shorter throws
Them: buying an aftermarket shifter for the lighted shift knob
Us: installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
Them: installing neon lights between the subframes
Us: gutting the interior to save weight
Them: gutting the interior to save weight, then adding 5000 lbs of body kit panels and stereo equipment
Us: installing fiberglass body panels to save weight
Them: installing fake carbon fiber panels for the racing "look"
Us: installing a cage because you just broke into the 11's
Them: installing racing seats with 5-point harnesses on a 17 second car
Us: adding a boost gauge to monitor boost
Them: adding a boost gauge to a N/A car for a turbocharger that never seems to get installed
Us: installing a free-flowing exhaust for more horsepower
Them: installing a 5 inch exhaust tip for the loud noise
Us: drag racing and burn-out contests
Them: stereo competitions and bikini contests
Us: nitrous oxide
Them: "noss"
Ahhh....I have a love/hate relationship with ricers, I hate their cars.....but the entertainment value is priceless, it gives me something to laugh at.


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I've always been a laid-back, understated dude to begin with so all that flashy poor-fitting flimsy bodykit stuff never appealed to me.


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