Prank Calls

[lil_dcb7]

I found these "prank calls on another forum, http://boards.ign.com/the_vestibule/b5296/63932386/p1

some kids were prank calling sex lines so i dont know if its NWS... But its funnier than SHIT!

there are like atleast four different calls, but this one has got to be the funniest. if you want check out that link to read more...

Call #2

She: Hi
Me: YHELLO THAR
She: my name is Jenny, whats yours sweety?
Me: Ta ta
She:....
Me: Ta ta... ta Tanoke
She: thats a strange name...
Me: No
She: what do you want me to do to you sweet thing?
Me: I want to talk to you
She: Ok
Me: Not really...
She: then what do you want me to do
Me: I want to slap you...
She: why?
Me: I dont know...
She: Ok then, slap the hell out of me baby
Me: let me put some baby powder in my hands, *slap*(i made the slap sound with my hands)
She: does that turns you on?
Me: not really...
She: what do i do now?
Me: Get low...
She: Ok, im kissing your chest
Me: Get low...
She: im going at your abs
Me: Get low bitch...
She: im reaching that part...
Me: Get low...
She: it tastes good
Me: TO THE WINDOW.... TO THE WALL....
She: Dont scream like that it...
Me: TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
Me: TO ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET....
Me: UF, that was great...
Me: you are great babe, im done...
She: That was strange *hungs up*

[sublime]

rofl

[Chan_Man]

rofl

That got me rolling oh man I'm fucking busting out laughing.

[d112crzy]

hhahaah, good shit.

-jose