Thought you guys would like this if not oh well!.......... 
>A first-grade teacher,
>Ms. Brooks,
>was having trouble with one of her students.
>The teacher asked,
>"Harry, what's your problem?"
>
>Harry answered,
>"I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
>My sister is in the 3rd grade
>and I'm smarter than she is!
>I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
>
>Ms. Brooks had enough.
>She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
>While Harry waited in the outer office,
>the teacher explained to the principal
>what the situation was.
>The principal told Ms. Brooks
>he would give the boy a test.
>If he failed to answer any of his questions
>he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
>She agreed.
>
>Harry was brought in
>and the conditions were explained to him
>and he agreed to take the test.
>
>Principal:
>"What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Harry:
>"9."
>
>Principal:
>"What is 6 x 6?"
>
>Harry:
>"36."
>
>And so it went with every question
>the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
>
>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks
>and tells her,
>"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
>
>Ms. Brooks says to the principal,
>"Let me ask him some questions."
>
>The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
>Ms. Brooks asks,
>"What does a cow have four of
>that I have only two of?"
>
>Harry, after a moment:
>"Legs."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What is in your pants
>that you have but I do not have?"
>
>The principal wondered why
>would she ask such a question!
>
>Harry replied:
>"Pockets."
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
>Harry: "Pants."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>What starts with a C,
>ends with a T,
>is hairy, oval, delicious
>and contains thin,
>whitish liquid?"
>
>Harry:
>"Coconut."
>
>The principal sat forward
>with his mouth hanging open.
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What goes in hard and pink
>then comes out soft and sticky?"
>
>The principal's eyes opened really wide
>and before he could stop the answer,
>Harry replied,
>"Bubble gum."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What does a man do standing up,
>a woman does sitting down
>and a dog does on three legs?"
>
>Harry:
>"Shake hands."
>
>The principal was trembling.
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What word starts with an
>'F'
>and ends in
>'K'
>that means
>a lot of heat and excitement?"
>
>Harry:
>"Firetruck."
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief
>and told the teacher,
>"Put Harry in the fifth-grade,
>I got the last seven questions wrong . . ."
>
>
>
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heres a bitch getting smack
From my co-workers to you
>A first-grade teacher,
>Ms. Brooks,
>was having trouble with one of her students.
>The teacher asked,
>"Harry, what's your problem?"
>
>Harry answered,
>"I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
>My sister is in the 3rd grade
>and I'm smarter than she is!
>I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
>
>Ms. Brooks had enough.
>She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
>While Harry waited in the outer office,
>the teacher explained to the principal
>what the situation was.
>The principal told Ms. Brooks
>he would give the boy a test.
>If he failed to answer any of his questions
>he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
>She agreed.
>
>Harry was brought in
>and the conditions were explained to him
>and he agreed to take the test.
>
>Principal:
>"What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Harry:
>"9."
>
>Principal:
>"What is 6 x 6?"
>
>Harry:
>"36."
>
>And so it went with every question
>the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
>
>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks
>and tells her,
>"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
>
>Ms. Brooks says to the principal,
>"Let me ask him some questions."
>
>The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
>Ms. Brooks asks,
>"What does a cow have four of
>that I have only two of?"
>
>Harry, after a moment:
>"Legs."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What is in your pants
>that you have but I do not have?"
>
>The principal wondered why
>would she ask such a question!
>
>Harry replied:
>"Pockets."
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
>Harry: "Pants."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>What starts with a C,
>ends with a T,
>is hairy, oval, delicious
>and contains thin,
>whitish liquid?"
>
>Harry:
>"Coconut."
>
>The principal sat forward
>with his mouth hanging open.
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What goes in hard and pink
>then comes out soft and sticky?"
>
>The principal's eyes opened really wide
>and before he could stop the answer,
>Harry replied,
>"Bubble gum."
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What does a man do standing up,
>a woman does sitting down
>and a dog does on three legs?"
>
>Harry:
>"Shake hands."
>
>The principal was trembling.
>
>Ms. Brooks:
>"What word starts with an
>'F'
>and ends in
>'K'
>that means
>a lot of heat and excitement?"
>
>Harry:
>"Firetruck."
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief
>and told the teacher,
>"Put Harry in the fifth-grade,
>I got the last seven questions wrong . . ."
>
>
>
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heres a bitch getting smack
From my co-workers to you
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