Quickly before I head out...
So last night I went out with some college and high school peeps, and I learned some things:
-Some girls look better with extra weight *grabs now existent titty*
-There is a such thing as a girl who drinks and parties too much..."I remember when you were so innocent, now you're doing shots and making out w/girls for our attention
" No offense to her, that's my homegirl for life, but I get the feeling anyone with a joke or two and a smile could have made out with her or any of her friends
-Alcoholism is real; I looked around and saw a lot of forced happy or kinda sad faces as the night went on
-In the dirty dirty, on someone's b-day you're supposed to pin a dollar on their chest so people know
(refer to first point)
-A hoe is a hoe, don't fall in love as she'll grab you, grind on your cock for 5 minutes and move to the next dude
I think she liked my jacket and skin color 
-Don't drop your Treo 650 more than 3 times in your possesion, the button crucial to its functionality will stop working
-Even if you haven't drank heavily since college year, if you eat before and pace yourself you can have 12 drinks over the course of a night...what is that, like 2 beers an hour? I had like 7 drinks the first two hours and the rest of the night was a blur surrounded by Caucasian ass and titties
Well I'm off to the Cingular store, then Sparkle's house, then Deev's house...hungover as fuck, but satisfied. The only thing I'm pissed about is that I didn't bring my FUCKING CAMERA, "shorties were showin me mad love son!!!" If I wasn't ready to pass out I might have brought something home...
So last night I went out with some college and high school peeps, and I learned some things:
-Some girls look better with extra weight *grabs now existent titty*
-There is a such thing as a girl who drinks and parties too much..."I remember when you were so innocent, now you're doing shots and making out w/girls for our attention
" No offense to her, that's my homegirl for life, but I get the feeling anyone with a joke or two and a smile could have made out with her or any of her friends-Alcoholism is real; I looked around and saw a lot of forced happy or kinda sad faces as the night went on
-In the dirty dirty, on someone's b-day you're supposed to pin a dollar on their chest so people know
(refer to first point)-A hoe is a hoe, don't fall in love as she'll grab you, grind on your cock for 5 minutes and move to the next dude
I think she liked my jacket and skin color -Don't drop your Treo 650 more than 3 times in your possesion, the button crucial to its functionality will stop working
-Even if you haven't drank heavily since college year, if you eat before and pace yourself you can have 12 drinks over the course of a night...what is that, like 2 beers an hour? I had like 7 drinks the first two hours and the rest of the night was a blur surrounded by Caucasian ass and titties
Well I'm off to the Cingular store, then Sparkle's house, then Deev's house...hungover as fuck, but satisfied. The only thing I'm pissed about is that I didn't bring my FUCKING CAMERA, "shorties were showin me mad love son!!!" If I wasn't ready to pass out I might have brought something home...
I just saw this. You held up pretty good yesterday from the sounds of things the night before! 
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